"Hey, Doug! Great Party!"
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"Does this dress make me look Republican?"
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"Just don't be yourself."
"You're kidding. I thought it was Friday."
"I'm going to be late, dear. It's total craziness here."
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"My friend with the long-haired dachshunds is Noreen."
"I always forget - is it Kirsten or Kristin?"
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How Not to Remember Names
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"Relax, Ashwell. We don't say 'Ka-ching' until the deal is signed."
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"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."
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"Hey, good buddy! How you doin'?"
"Judith is someone who needs her sleep."
"I got my ticket for three dollars over the Internet. Are you going to eat that salmon?"
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A number of runners run through police tape.
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"Hey! Love the way women are beginning to laugh at themselves."
"Look at you! Breaking out the good sweatpants today."
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"I'm just going to give you a warning this time, and some SPF 50."
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"I think what it finally comes down to is that I can not do business with skinny leather ties!"
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"You could add 'Men who say "Ciao!" who are not even Italian or of Italian descent' to that list."
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"Sorry. I think I just pressed 'shuffle.' "
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Profiles in Courage
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"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."
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"Of course, I'd love to, Geoff. If only that chair weren't so flimsy."
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"What do four ones beat?"
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"You loved it on Joan Collins."
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