"You fed me tuna and cleaned my litter box, Harris, and I'm not going to forget it."
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"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."
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"My lawyer finally got me on the endangered-species list!"
"We're laying you off, but, as a favor, howabout one last pratfall on your way out?"
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"We'd like you to leave out the poorer, sickness, and death parts - they're a little dark."
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"Remember all those 401k contributions we matched? Well, now we need a favor."
"I'll be right back- can you watch my Large Hadron Collider?"
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"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."
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"Every Thursday I do her nails."
"If you two are through with your braised sirloin tips, I'll just go ahead and clear the table."
Tags:dog, dogs, food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, sirloin, braised sirloin, steak, steaks, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, chore, chores, clear the table, clearing the table, self-interest, self-interested, favor, favors, favour, favours, wash dishes, washes dishes, washing dishes
"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"
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"Pass the salt, pass the salt - what am I, your slave?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, deeper problems, deeper issues, pass the salt, salt, table salt, pass, passing, dinner, dinners, dinner table, conversation, conversations, short fuse, temperamental, moody, grouchy, snappy, touchy, rude, favour, favours, favor, favors, asking for a favor, asking for a favours, starting a fight
"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"
Tags:dog, dogs, howl, howls, howling, moon, moons, distraction, distractions, distracting, harmony, harmonies, harmonize, harmonizes, harmonizing, harmonise, harmonises, harmonising, favor, favors, serenade, serenades, serenading, seduce, seduces, seducing, seduction, seductions, singer-songwriter, singer-songwriters, guitar player, guitar players
"Will you buy us booze?"
"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."
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"I have an enormous favor to ask you."
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"Remember, I'm only doing this one time. After that, you give me the negatives, leave town, and I never have to look at your ugly puss again!!"
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"...until death do you a favor."
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