Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon
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fountain of youth, bacon, bacon lover, bacon lovers, junk food, unhealthy food, healthy food, healthy foods, healthy eater, healthy eaters, long life, long lives, meat, meat eater, meat eaters, indecision, indecisive, tempt, tempts, tempting, temptations, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, processed food, processed foods, nitrate, nitrates, nitrite, nitrites"You fed me tuna and cleaned my litter box, Harris, and I'm not going to forget it."
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tuna, tunafish, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chief executive, chief executives, promotion, promotions, promoted, colleague, colleagues, new boss, new bosses, favor, favors, reward, rewards, rewarding, favour, favours, hierarchy, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, cat person, cat people, cat, cats, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, manager, managers, management, newly promoted, litter box, litter boxes, corporation, corporations"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."
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bagel, bagels, street food, blueberry bagel, blueberry bagels, fruit bagel, fruit bagels, political campaign, political campaigns, political candidate, political candidates, politician, politicians, east coast, west coasts, popularity, opinion poll, opinion polls, voter, voters, voting, electoral campaign, electoral campaigns, favorite food, favorite bagel, favorite bagels, favourite food, favourite bagel, favourite bagels"Do you want to feel the meatloaf kick?"
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meatloaf, meatloafs, pregnancy, pregnancies, expectant mother, expectant mothers, kick, kicks, baby, babies, kicking baby, overindulge, overindulging, gut, guts, belly, bellies, overeat, overeating, overeats, over-eat, over-eats, over-eating, favourite food, favorite food, obesity, obese, fat, fatness"It's a fabulous deal. You'll make peanuts."
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peanuts, make peanuts, making peanuts, low wage, low wages, wage, wages, value, valued, elephant, elephants, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, good deal, good deals, bad deal, bad deals, deal, deals, negotiate, negotiates, negotiation, negotiations, perspective, perspectives, earnings, currency, currenciesChildren's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special
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dinner, dinners, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, dessert, desserts, sweet tooth, sweet, sweets, chocolate, chocolate lover, chocolate lovers, chocoholic, chocoholics, preference, preferences, dinner, dinners, childish, picky eater, picky eaters, tv dinner, tv dinners, ready meal, ready meals, frozen food, frozen foods, pre-made meal, pre-made meals"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."
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cream of asparagus, soup, soups, cook, cooks, cooking, overexcited, overexcitement, overexcite, overexcites, overexciting, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, witch, witches, witchcraft, spell, spells, magic spell, magic spells, cauldron, cauldrons, mislead, misleads, misleading, misled, recipe, recipesEggs Benedict Arnold
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eggs benedict, benedict arnold, betray, betrays, betrayal, betrayals, betraying, breakfast, breakfasts, breakfast food, breakfast foods, brunch, brunches, collapse, collapses, collapsing, overeat, overeats, overeating, food poisoning, food poisoned, ill, illness, illnesses, favorite food, favorite foods, egg, eggs, egg dish, egg dishes"If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
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desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, abandon, abandoned, marooned, maroon, limited options, fish, fishes, life questions, favourite food, favourite foods, favorite food, favorite foods, seafood, dining, strand, stranded, diet, eat, eating, eat habits, dieting, isolate, isolated, blind, blindness, unawareSatan Fast Food
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fast food, unhealthy food, unhealthy foods, bad for you, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, fatty, fatty food, fatty foods, calorie, calories, calorie counting, calorie counter, calorie counters, weight loss, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, tempt, tempts, temptations, tempting, satan, demon, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions"Look Hansel, a house made of broccoli."
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broccoli, temptations, tempting, tempted, rabbit, rabbits, hansel, gretel, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, lure, lures, ambush, ambushes, candy, candies, sweet, sweets, vegetable, vegetables, veg, favourite food, favorite food, wicked witch, wicked witchesFood of the Demigods
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demigod, demigods, good food, nice food, easy food, convenience food, food of the gods, mediocre, mediocrity, average, omelette, omelettes, macaroni, raisin toast, favourite food, favourite foods, favorite food, favorite foods, minor deity, minor deities, immortal, immortals, lazy, laziness, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes"Your next fattened kid could be your last."
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guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, kid, kids, witch, witches, wicked witch, wicked witches, villain, villains, bad guy, bad guys, baddie, baddies, fairy tale, fairy tales, hansel and gretel, cholesterol, high cholesterol, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, nutrition advice, dietitian, dietitians, diet, diets, dieting, fatty food, fatty foods, health food, health foods, cannibalism, warn, warns, warning, warnings, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, bad habit, bad habits, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods"If you two are through with your braised sirloin tips, I'll just go ahead and clear the table."
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dog, dogs, food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, sirloin, braised sirloin, steak, steaks, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, chore, chores, clear the table, clearing the table, self-interest, self-interested, favor, favors, favour, favours, wash dishes, washes dishes, washing dishes"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."
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dessert, desserts, cakes, cake, baking, baker, bakers, excess, excessive, greed, greedy, greediness, chicken, chickens, egg, eggs, big cake, big cakes, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, farm animal, farm animalsHappy Meals for Grown Ups
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children's meal, childrens meal, children's meals, childrens meals, adult, adults, menu, menus, fast food, menu option, menu options, treat, treats, ideal, ideal menu, ideal menus, new age, new ager, new agers, uncle, uncles, favorite meal, favorite meals, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite, favourites, grandmothers, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping, snack, snacks, snacking"I know! I know! Biscuits! I'm on it!"
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reminder, reminders, grocery store, grocery stores, grocery, groceries, grocery list, grocery lists, supermarket, supermarkets, supermarket trip, supermarket trips, biscuit, biscuits, snack, snacks, dog biscuit, dog biscuits, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, pet food, dog food, dog foods, store trip, store trips, nag, nags, naggingSissy Sheffield's Love Affair with Cinnamon Toast
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toast, cinnamon toast, breakfast, breakfasts, breakfast food, breakfast foods, guilty, guilty pleasure, unhealthy food, rebel, rebels, rebellious, rebellion, love, love affair, love affairs, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, diet, diets, break your diet, breaking your diet"Not the Cape May lump blue-claw crab cake with crème fraîche, fried quail egg, osetra caviar, duck confit, and peach con frutti again?!!"
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dinner, dinners, supper, suppers, family dinner, family dinners, meal, meals, family meal, family meals, comfort food, favorite food, stagnant, stagnation, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, crab cake, crab cakes, quail egg, quail eggs, confit, pretentious, pretentiousness, elitist, elite, elites, caviar, upper class, upper classes, kid, kids, son, sons, child, children, picky eater, picky eaters, picky, repetition, repetitive, ingrate, ingrates, ungrateful, brat, brats, bratty"Is the Christian pious?"
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lion, lions, feed to the lions, fed to the lions, christian, christians, martyr, martyrs, martyred, saint, saints, order, orders, ordering, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, bible, bible story, bible stories, gladiator, gladiators, arena, arenas, pious, piety, faithful, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, persecute, persecutes, persecution, waiter, waiters, eat out, eats out, eating outThe creature of habit
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creature of habit, creatures of habit, habit, habits, unadventurous, safe option, safe options, blt, blts, diner, diners, cafe, cafes, the usual, monotony, monotonous, boring, bore, bores, favourite food, favorite food, food, foodsZombie Snob
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zombie, zombies, monster, monsters, snob, snobs, foodie, foodies, elitist, elitists, elitism, foodie snob, foodie snobs, food snob, food snobs, brain, brains, halloween, halloweens, liver, favourite food, zombie movie, zombie movies, favorite food, zombie film, zombie films, horror movie, horror movies, horror film, horror films"Heh, Trump likes his steaks well done with ketchup. Jesus."
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trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trumps diet, food, favorite food, favourite food, steak, steaks, well done steak, overcooked steak, trump support, trump suppers, maga, maga hat, snowflake, snowflakes, safe space, safe spaces, fragility, fragile, offended, offence, alt right, far right, fragile masculinity, modern politics, false outrage"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."
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scientist, scientists, science, science lab, science labs, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, food science, food scientist, food scientists, factory tour, factory tours, school trip, school trips, processed food, processed foods, preservative, preservatives, food preservatives, food preservative, favorite food, favorite foods