Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon
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"You fed me tuna and cleaned my litter box, Harris, and I'm not going to forget it."
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"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."
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"Do you want to feel the meatloaf kick?"
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"It's a fabulous deal. You'll make peanuts."
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Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special
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"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."
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Eggs Benedict Arnold
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"Never get a tattoo when you're drunk and hungry."
"If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
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Satan Fast Food
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"Look Hansel, a house made of broccoli."
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Food of the Demigods
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"Your next fattened kid could be your last."
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"If you two are through with your braised sirloin tips, I'll just go ahead and clear the table."
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"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."
Happy Meals for Grown Ups
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"I know! I know! Biscuits! I'm on it!"
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Sissy Sheffield's Love Affair with Cinnamon Toast
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"Not the Cape May lump blue-claw crab cake with crème fraîche, fried quail egg, osetra caviar, duck confit, and peach con frutti again?!!"
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"Is the Christian pious?"
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The creature of habit
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"Heh, Trump likes his steaks well done with ketchup. Jesus."
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"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."
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