"You call this parity?"
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"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."
"He really captures what it's like to be a choo-choo train."
"You're being very silly, Louis. Arnold is not my favorite vice-president—you are all my favorite vice-presidents."
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"I dislike you both the same."
"Will you quit listening to your ten all-time favorite albums and help me find some food!"
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Happy Meals for Grown Ups
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Ollie the Uncreative Octopus
"They went together, doctor!"
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"Do you have to be in my life when my favorite show is on?"
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"I knew you were always Mom's favorite!"
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"It's not nepotism if I'm the best son for the job."
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"I know it's wrong to have favorites, but I simply adore #87."
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"I wouldn't say 'favorite' animal."