Thomas Wilson 1901-1989 Fax 555-4320 tombstone
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"I was afraid of this - a Chinese menu just came in on our fax."
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"Ah, here is your fax now."
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"I was sad because I had no on-board fax until I saw a man who had no mobile phone."
"His first fax."
Receiving the early-Morning T-Mail
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"I'm faxing you something. What's your new area code?"
"Darling, Mother faxed her tuna-casserole recipe all the way from Ohio."
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"My God, there's been a terrible accident in our Chicago office!"
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"The fax machine ate my homework."
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Moses waiting for a fax of the ten commandments.
"I bring word from the Omaha office, Sir." "When are you people going to figure out how to work your fax machine?"
"I just want to meet an old fashioned woman who still believes in using fax machines."
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"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"
"And would the gentlemen like a table with a fax or without?"
"Hold it, Broker! This is your last hostile takeover!""Faxman! Thank heaven you've come!"