"Five Guys in Witness Protection."
"China now says it will withdraw its opposition to the missile-defense shield if the F.B.I. builds it."
Tags:anti-missile system, anti-missile systems, antimissile system, antimissile systems, missile system, missile systems, missile, missiles, bomb, bombs, fbi, fbi incompetence, incompetent, incompetence, china, chinese, foreign policy, foreign policies, chinese opposition, chinese oppositions, foreign policy, military technology, military development, military technologies
"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"
Tags:dna, crimes, forensics, forensic, lab, laboratory, lab, labs, laboratories, logic, flawed logic, analysis, flawed, bad, suspect, suspects, mink, minks, police, police force, fed, feds, fbi, federal bureau of investigations, analyse, fibres, fibers, fibre, fiber, investigation, criminal, dna evidence, twins, twin
"Sorry to crash the party, folks, but all the little people that made it happen were just discovered buried in a shallow grave outside Bakersfield."
Tags:dark humour, dark humor, black humour, black humor, dead, die, died, death, dying, killed, killing, killer, killers, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, investigate, investigative, investigator, investigators, fbi, f.b.i., federal bureau of investigation, detective, detectives, police, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, crimes, criminal, criminals, hollywood, bakersfield, california, award, awards, ceremony
Raid the law offices of Michael D. Cohen
Tags:billboard, billboards, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, promotion, promotions, promote, promotional, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, lawyer, lawyers, law, laws, law and order, checks and balances, scale, donald, trump, president, presidents, politics, political, politician, politicians, government, governments, scandal, scandals, raid, fbi, federal bureau of investigation, investigate, investigation
"I'll have the Investigator's Special."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, special, specials, investigation, investigations, investigator, investigators, special investigator, special investigators, special agent, special agents, cia, fbi, federal bureau of investigation, central intelligence agency
"I can't stop conducting random security checks."
Tags:therapy, therapist, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, shrink, shrinks, mental health, analyst, analysts, psychotherapy, psychology, psychoanalysis, headshrinker, headshrinkers, therapy session, therapy sessions, patient, patients, security, security guard, security guards, tsa, tsa agents, tsa agent, fbi, f.b.i., agent, agents, confession, confess, work life balance, brining work home, workaholic, workaholics, workaholism
"Get me everything on everybody."
Tags:politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, investigate, investigative, investigation, research, intelligence agency, national security agency, nsa, fbi, federal bureau of investigation, central intelligence agency, cia, foreign intelligence, domestic intelligence, law enforcement, department of defence, department of defense, detective, detectives, officer, officers
"Looks like an inside job."
Tags:elf, elves, chirstmas, holiday, holidays, toy, toys, toy maker, toy makers, workshop, santa's workshop, father christmas, santa, santa claus, st nick, st nicholas, fbi, cia, crimes, criminal, criminals, murder, murderer, kill, killer, killers, murderers, inside job, death by candy, stab, stabbed, candy, candy cane, police, policemen, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, investigate, investigation, dead, death, dying, died, die, crime scene
"After we read every e-mail ever written, I'm gonna start on that new Dan Brown novel."
Tags:author, authors, hate, hates, hated, popular fiction, writer, writers, writing, dan brown, reader, readers, reading, avid reader, avid readers, tedious, tediousness, nemesis, nemeses, arch-nemesis, arch-nemeses, nsa, cyber security, fbi, spy, spies, spying, cia, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastination, procrastination, law enforcement, hacker, hackers, hacking
"Special Agent Vickers and I have a few questions for you, Ericson."
Tags:fbi, f.b.i, federal bureau of investigation, investigate, investigation, question, questioning, questions, detective, detectives, police, police officer, police officers, special agent, special agents, crimes, criminal, criminals, suspect, suspects, imposter, impersonate, impersonator, misspell, misspelling, bad criminal, bad criminals, interrogate, interrogation, law enforcement, law enforcement officer, impersonating an officer, lie, lied, lying, fib, fibber, mistake, mistakes
"Unfortunately, my crime spree occurred just before today's level of incompetence set in at the F.B.I."
"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"
Tags:cop, cops, police, police man, police men, crimes, criminal, criminals, police officer, officer, officers, police officers, patrol, patrol car, beat cop, bureau, federal bureau, fbi, detective, detectives, inspector, inspectors, history, historical, disguise, disguises, disguised, rumour, rumours, hoover, celebrity, celebrities, gossip
". . . but, it will be great to see the old gang."
"No, I'm not backing up our files–I'm just assuming that the F.B.I. is making copies."
Tags:computer, computers, file, files, computer file, computer files, save, back-up, back-ups, back up, back ups, backup, backups, backing up, document, documents, copy, copies, business, businessman, businessmen, corporate, executive, executives, criminal, criminals, corporation, corporations, company, companies, database, databases, data, fbi, federal bureau of investigations, f.b.i., feds, federal government, nsa, national security agency, n.s.a., security, privacy, intelligence agency, intelligence agencies, spy, spying, spies, invasion of privacy, internet privacy, computer privacy, internet security, technology, surveillance, under surveillance, shady, suspect, suspicious
"Detective Grayson. Sleaze."
The Jaye Edgar Hoover Building
"Your first perp walk, Your Honor?"
Tags:judge, judges, crimes, white-collar, white-collar crime, white collar crime, white collar, fbi, f.b.i., scandal, scandals, perp walk, perp walks, law enforcement, police, police officer, police officers, hiding, cop, cops, federal bureau of investigation, government, governments, arrest, arrested, under arrest
"It's a limited operation. We're going from the frying pan into the fire."
"I don't need to write it down, boss, I'm wearing a wire."
Tags:wire, wearing a wire, wear a wire, wears a wire, write a note, writing a note, mob, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, organized crime, organised crime, wiretap, wiretaps, wire tap, wire taps, note, notes, informant, informants, fbi informant, fbi, law enforcement, thoughtless, criminal conspiracy, criminal conspiracies, conspiracy, conspiracies, idiot, moron, idiots, morons, mobster, mobsters
"Now who's paranoid?"
Tags:fbi, the fbi, paranoid, paranoia, delusion, delusions, delusional, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, being followed, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, two way mirror, two-way mirror, one way mirror, one-way mirror, spy, spies, secret agent, secret agents
Mile Brook Farm - Surrounded by the FBI since 1989
The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.
Tags:good people, law abiding citizen, law abiding citizens, f.b.i., federal bureau of investigation, fbi, politics, political, government, governments, most wanted, least wanted, crimes, criminal, criminals, teacher, teachers, professor, professors, tutor, tutors, child, children, schoolchildren, young, youth, elderly, elder, elders, old, old people, middle age, middle aged, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, law, laws, parent, parents, suspect, suspects
"…And your job, of course, is to enter through the chimney!"