"I have a terrible fear of flying coach."
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How Grandma Sees the Remote
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"How will you ever know whether you're a flying squirrel if you don't give it a shot?"
"I've got a feeling this thing may be even more dangerous than the cat!"
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"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"
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"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."
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"Now, don't go calling the sex police, or anything, but I think you're swell."
"We'd love to come, but the weather mongers have paralyzed us with fear."
"Isn't that other plane awfully close?"
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"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."
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"I sense fear."
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"There are probably a lot of great bravery workshops out there."
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A ski jumper rethinks his decision.
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Tags:shark, sharks, fear, fears, irony, ironic, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, seaside, seasides, seashore, seashores, beach, beaches, sand, sandy, beach-goer, beach-goers, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, scare, scared, scares, scary, personified, personification, join in, joining in, panic, panicked, panicking, panics
"You'd tell me if I was genetically modified?"
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"Leeches don't bother me—I'm a lawyer."
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"When I can't sleep, I find that it sometimes helps to get up and jot down my anxieties."
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What's Their Secret?
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"Well, now that you have it, you can stop worrying about getting it."
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"Don't we have lighting more intimidating than that energy saver?"
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"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."
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"What about my fears?"
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"Qué pasa, Lyle? You've been absent from the charts for a while."
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"My wife wants to spend Halloween with her first husband."