"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."
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Tags:butt, buns, check out, checks out, checking out, female gaze, gaze, gazes, gazing, stare, stares, staring, peacock, peacocks, peahen, peahens, hen, hens, vain, vanity, pretentious, pretentiousness, machismo, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, plumage, feather, feathers, feathered, tail feathers
A turkey displays a deck of cards.
Tags:cards, pick a card, magician, magicians, magic trick, magic tricks, illusion, illusions, close-up, close-up magic, magic, deck of cards, fan out, fans out, fanning out, woo, woos, wooing, flirt, flirts, illusion, illusions, illusionist, illusionists, display, displays, displaying, feather, feathers, single, single life, bachelor, bachelors
"Let's not forget who wears the plumage in this family."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, peacock, peacocks, peafowl, feather, feathers, plumage, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, family, families, wear, wears, wearing, pants, trousers, wearing the pants, wearing the trousers, control, power, men, man, male, males
"Hey, I built the nest. You feather it."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, nest, nests, built, feather, feathers, feathering, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, fair, fairness, equality, finances, money, personal finances, breadwinner, breadwinners, home, homes, house, houses, furniture, furnishings, home decor, interior design, interior decorating, responsibility, responsibilities
"I was just thinking about you!"
Pigeons & Peacock
"That's why we all face into the wind!"
Tags:telephone poles, telephone pole, telephone line, telephone lines, telephone wire, telephone wires, telegraph wires, telegraph wire, telegraph line, telegraph lines, bird, birds, dress, dresses, skirts, skirts, gender issues, gender inequality, up-skirting, wind, windy, advice, advised, giving advice, embarrassment, embarrassing, embarrassed, feathers, feather, birds on a wire, ignore advice, ignoring advice, facing into the wind, bad weather
"Well, if it isn't the Fascinator Four."
Tags:fascinator, fascinators, headpiece, headpieces, hatter, hatters, accessory, accessories, outlaw, outlaws, hat, hats, feather, feathers, flower, flowers, beads, hair clip, hair clips, fashion, fashions, fashion statement, fashion statements, fashionista, fashionistas, style, styles, saloon, saloons, bar, bars, pub, pubs, western, westerns, wild west, cowboy, cowboys, gang, gangs
"Ain't no drab plumage at closing time."
"This is what I hate about spring—molting!"
Tags:religious, religious imagery, religion, religions, heaven, heavens, angel, angels, angelic, wing, wings, feather, feathers, feathered, nature, natural, animal, animals, bird, birds, molt, molting, moult, moulting, seasons, spring, spring time, visual gag, literal, practicality, practicalities, logistics, logistical, practical implications
"My people have worked out many, many things to do with feathers."
Tags:feather, feathers, indian, indians, native american, native americans, chief, chiefs, headdress, headdresses, style, styles, stylish, stylishness, innovation, innovations, innovator, innovators, innovating, decoration, decorations, first nation, first nations, tribe, tribes, tribal leader, tribal leaders, tribal elder, tribal elders, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, outfit, outfits, costume, costumes, costuming
"You've never once called my feathers 'plumage'."
"You've done something with your hair."
Men with feathers.
Tags:man, men, animal, animals, bird, birds, feather, feathers, feathered, decoration, decorations, decorative, venn diagram, venn diagrams, rare, businessman, businessmen, hat, hats, commonality, commonalities, overlap, overlaps, overlapping, avian, plumage, chart, charts, comparison, comparisons, fashion, style
Shuttlecock in a Cage
"Sorry, Ma'am. Down only."
Tags:pun, puns, visual pun, coat, coats, down, down coat, jacket, jackets, down jacket, down jackets, fur coat, fur, fur coats, fur jacket, fur jackets, elevator, elevators, lift, lifts, going down, going up, down-coated, fur-coat, down-coat, feather, feathers, duck, geese, ducks, goose, porter, porters, operator
"That's a plumage don't."
"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"
"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"
Tags:waiter, waiters, server, servers, restaurant, restaurants, hair in my soup, complaint, complaints, complaining, difficult cutomer, difficult customers, customer, customers, customer complaints, complaining customer, complaining customers, stork, storks, sheep, sheep, hair, hairs, feather, feathers, knitting, knit, knitter, knitters, wool
Ostrich Feather Revenge
"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."