"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."
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Tags:butt, buns, check out, checks out, checking out, female gaze, gaze, gazes, gazing, stare, stares, staring, peacock, peacocks, peahen, peahens, hen, hens, vain, vanity, pretentious, pretentiousness, machismo, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, plumage, feather, feathers, feathered, tail feathers
"Memo to self: 'Feathers?'"
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A turkey displays a deck of cards.
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"Let's not forget who wears the plumage in this family."
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"Hey, I built the nest. You feather it."
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"It's quite a feather in your cap, Beavis. What's it for?"
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"I was just thinking about you!"
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Pigeons & Peacock
"That's why we all face into the wind!"
Tags:telephone poles, telephone pole, telephone line, telephone lines, telephone wire, telephone wires, telegraph wires, telegraph wire, telegraph line, telegraph lines, bird, birds, dress, dresses, skirts, skirts, gender issues, gender inequality, up-skirting, wind, windy, advice, advised, giving advice, embarrassment, embarrassing, embarrassed, feathers, feather, birds on a wire, ignore advice, ignoring advice, facing into the wind, bad weather
"Well, if it isn't the Fascinator Four."
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"Ain't no drab plumage at closing time."
"This is what I hate about spring—molting!"
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"My people have worked out many, many things to do with feathers."
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"You've never once called my feathers 'plumage'."
"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"
"Molting or non molting?"
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"You've done something with your hair."
"Mom, are we waterproof or just water-resistant?"
Men with feathers.
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Shuttlecock in a Cage
"Sorry, Ma'am. Down only."
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