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Fees Cartoons

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An Honest Graduation Photograph

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"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

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"Listen. It's at the quiet moments like this that you can actually hear the meter running."

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"You're responding beautifully. Let's go ahead and see what happens if we increase your deductible."

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"I can get you to San Francisco through Dallas via Atlanta, but we'd have to take a kidney right here and now."

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"My career doesn't reflect what my passions are as much as where my health insurance is."

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Lawyer-Assisted Suicide

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"I'm not a miracle worker. I can't do the surgery for less than four thousand."

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Highway Robbery

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"Try to focus less on a cure and more on a treatment you can afford."

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"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

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"How much speech did you take in last month?"

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"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

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"As you know, Ed, my pockets are considerably deeper than yours. Therefore, in addition to my share I'll be needing a percentage of yours."

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Lefty Duke Signs for a Van Gogh Painting.

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"I'm sorry, Chad, … if it's a subpoena I don't think I can negotiate an appearance fee."

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"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

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"When we implant your pacemaker, we can, for a modest additional fee, also implant your beeper."

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"She's got what we call a sock on the antenna! Afraid I'll have to take her down to the shop!"

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"Room, board, books, and tuition--I draw the line at corkage fees."

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"I can help you find the lord for $500 an hour."

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"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

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"So, now you don't want him 'whacked'. Do I get a 'kill' fee?"

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"We lawyers are very conscientious about our charges and I remember that one specifically: I called to wish you a happy birthday and I got your answering machine so I just billed you a quarter of an hour."

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"Your problems make my fee seem insignificant."

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