"You are one sick rabbit."
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"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."
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"I'm an elephant podiatrist-what do you do?"
Tags:podiatrist, podiatrists, podiatry, foot doctor, foot doctors, foot, feet, elephant, elephants, stomp, stomps, stomping, flatten, flattens, flattening, flattened, introduction, introductions, introduce, introduces, introducing, job, jobs, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, cocktail party, cocktail parties, strange job, strange jobs, unusual job, unusual jobs
Tags:centaur, centaurs, game, games, horse shoe, horse shoes, horse, horses, sandal, sandals, horseshoe, horseshoes, horseshoe toss, horseshoe game, mythical creature, mythical creatures, horseshoe pit, horseshoe pits, horseshoe pitch, horseshoe pitching, mythological creature, mythological creature, feet, foot, shoe, shoes, hippocentaur, hippocentaurs
A reflexology chart with all labels reading "Feet".
"Lift your stems."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, cleaning, housecleaning, housework, chore, chores, vacuum, vacuuming, vacuums, move, feet, lift, stem, stems, root, roots, plant, plants, planting, couch potato, couch potatoes, insult, insults, planted, rooted, chair, chairs, armchair, armchairs, not moving
A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'
Tags:history, prehistory, prehistorical, prehistoric, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, whale, whales, terrestrial, leg, legs, foot, feet, walk, walking, significant, moment, moments, important, swim, swimming, go for a swim, land, sea, evolution, evolve, change, science, biology, nature, relaxation, relax, leisure, take a load off
"It's our way of saying, 'Thank you for shopping at Wilson's.' "
King Kong Doomed To Step On Proportional Banana Peel
Tags:banana peel, kong, king kon, giant, giants, giant ape, giant monkey, colossal, colossus, urban, urban life, urban living, modern life, slapstick, slap-stick, slap stick, pratfall, prat fall, prat-fall, classic comedy, comedy, comedy classic, step, stepping, foot, feet, oversize, oversized, slip, slipped, slipping, gag, pop culture, pop culture reference, reference, referential, culture
"I must say, you seem very grounded."
"Wow! Dig the umbrella stands on her!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, elephant, elephants, africa, asia, african, asian, hunt, hunting, poach, poaching, trade, trades, trading, smuggle, smuggling, endangered, endangered species, poacher, poachers, hunters, hunter, trophy, trophies, leg, legs, feet, foot, umbrella, umbrellas, umbrella stand, umbrella stands, compliment, compliments, comment, comments, ogle, ogling, leer, leering, stare, staring, look, looking, check out, dig
An inbred poodle.
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, breed, breeds, breeding, breeder, breeders, pedigree, lineage, science, biology, genetics, inbreeding, inbred, feet, legs, unusual, genetic problems, genetic issues, poodle, poodles, french poodle, french poodles, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, animal doctor, animal doctors, vet clinic, vet clinics, animal hospital, animal hospitals, veterinarian clinic, veterinarian clinics
"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."
Tags:shoe, shoes, actionwear, rubber sole, rubber soles, pump, pumps, tennis shoe, tennis shoes, appropriate footwear, footwear, feet, sneaker, sneakers, trainer, trainers, feminism, feminist, feminists, workplace, formal wear, formal dress, formal dressing, business attire, run out, runs out, running out
"You're light on your feet for someone your size."
"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."
Tags:feet, foot, attraction, duck, ducks, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, bird, birds, animal, animals, date, dates, dating, single life, dating scene, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders
"You may lick my feet. You may not suck my toes."
"It's true … your whole life does flash before you!"
"Hey, I'm just happy the transplant worked at all."
A man walks towards "Enlightenment" while his feet walk towards "Sandals".
"Actually, considering how badly the foot was mangled, it's a miracle they could reattach it at all."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, small talk, discussion, discussions, discussing, medical, medicine, miracle, miracles, medical miracle, medical miracles, foot, feet, accident, accidents, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, operation, operations, amputations, limb, limbs, reattachment, reattach, reattached, medical malpractice, malpractice, mistake, mistakes, error, errors
The Mostly Invisible Man
"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."
"I think we're in luck!"
Tags:clown, clowns, clown feet, feet, foot, shoe, shoes, shoestore, shoe store, shoeshop, shoe shop, fashion, fashions, fashionable, oversize, oversized, over size, over sized, men's clothing, men's clothes, men's wear, menswear, circus, circus clown, visual gag, visual joke, happy, happy clown, representation, represent, representing, inclusive, inclusion, include, something for everyone, for everyone, provision, providing