"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."
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"Let's try one without smiling."
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"I'm not even away! The audacity!"
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"What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry?"
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"For God's sake, think! Why is he being so nice to you?"
"I'm sorry, Edward. I suddenly realized I'm not a cat person."
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"Can I call you back? I'm with a piece of string."
Cat Kung Fu
Cat and Mice
"Before Prozac, she loathed company."
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"What kind of mischief are you into now?"
"Yeah, I was into the pet thing for a while, but that scene wasn't for me."
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"Is it any wonder you got coal in your stocking?"
"What the hell was I supposed to do? I've been declawed!"
New, Improved Cat
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"You've reached 911, and there's someone here who wants to say hello."
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"We had the usual exchange of gifts-she gave me this diamond collar, and I ate all my dinner."
"I can see it going even a little more feline."
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Diary Of A Cat: Slept. Ate some food. Yum.
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"You just don't get it, do you?"
"Whom should I say is calling?"
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"Harry, I wish you'd stop singing 'The Impossible dream' and help me feed the pussies once in a while."
"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."