Felon Cartoons

Felon Cartoons

Felon cartoon 1 of 14

Felon cartoon

"If you want justice, it's two hundred dollars an hour. Obstruction of justice runs a bit more."

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Felon cartoon

"You realize, of course, that any attempt on my part to profit by this information would put me at risk of an investigation by the S.E.C."

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Felon cartoon 3 of 14

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"Stalking is now a felony in this state, Miriam."

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"I'm shopping my prison video around, but apparently if you don't shiv another inmate or become someone's bitch nobody's interested."

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"Writing about your community service is good, but I would play down the court-ordered part."

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"I'm sorry, he's in a meeting with a jury of his peers. ᅠWould you like to leave a message?"

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Felon cartoon 7 of 14

Felon cartoon

"Do you believe in 'same felony' marriage?"

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Felon cartoon

"If you include my first marriage I'm a three time loser."

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Felon cartoon

"Don't let my parents get to you—they hate everyone I bring home."

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Felon cartoon 10 of 14

Felon cartoon

"Before we go to lockup, you've got to see this hilarious video."

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Felon cartoon

"I'm trying to find a way to balance your strengths against your felonies."

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Felon cartoon

"My client was a violent felon, Your Honor, but that was before he found Law."

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Felon cartoon 13 of 14

Felon cartoon

"Haviland is a model of how to enjoy a variety of felony charges."

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Felon cartoon 14 of 14

Felon cartoon

"They say stick to what you know and I thought I knew armed robbery."

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