"If you want justice, it's two hundred dollars an hour. Obstruction of justice runs a bit more."
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"Before we go to lockup, you've got to see this hilarious video."
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"You realize, of course, that any attempt on my part to profit by this information would put me at risk of an investigation by the S.E.C."
"I'm trying to find a way to balance your strengths against your felonies."
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"I'm shopping my prison video around, but apparently if you don't shiv another inmate or become someone's bitch nobody's interested."
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"Don't let my parents get to you—they hate everyone I bring home."
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"I'm sorry, he's in a meeting with a jury of his peers. ﾠWould you like to leave a message?"
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"They say stick to what you know and I thought I knew armed robbery."
"If you include my first marriage I'm a three time loser."
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"Do you believe in 'same felony' marriage?"
"Writing about your community service is good, but I would play down the court-ordered part."
"My client was a violent felon, Your Honor, but that was before he found Law."
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Who will where it best?
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Michael Cohen Attorney at Law