Feminists Cartoons

"Mommy can be tough like Janet Reno. But she can also be vulnerable like Al Gore."

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

"Susan Faludi would like to buy you a brewski."

"Keep it stylish, but short enough so that men stop using it to break into my house."

"I see by your résumé that you're a woman."

"Is there someone here who is sensitive to the banking needs of women?"

"We thought we were going out with Laverne and Shirley, but it turned out to be Thelma and Louise."

The Suppressed Paintings of Cavewomen

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"If I have to ask permission for every bite, dearest, we'll be mating all day."

"Flowers? That's so arrogant!"

"I love you too, Daddy, but it just kills me that you're a man."

"Now, don't go calling the sex police, or anything, but I think you're swell."

"I can't cook, but I can pay."

"Did you realize that every woman here is Cindy Sherman?"

"I can only discuss salary and benefits. You'll have to analyze the babe situation yourself."

"It doesn't scream 'Girlie Lawyer'?"

"Hey! Love the way women are beginning to laugh at themselves."

"O.K., let's confront the issues of masculinity!"

"I'm really proud of my daughter. She's a thorn in the side of the patriarchy."

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

"There's a twenty in it for you if you just keep moving."

"My wife? And a bicycle?"

"Male-Pattern Blindness"

"Jake, we women find your lyrics cruel, demeaning, and uncool."