"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, sleep, sleeping, insomnia, night, nighttime, bed, beds, bedtime, sleepless, can't sleep, wide awake, lying awake, thinking, thought, thoughts, ball, fetch, fetching, playing fetch, problem, problems, anxiety, stress, worried, worry, worries, mental healthMan throws a stick; Dog fetches background
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, puppy, puppies, fetching, fetch, go fetch, play fetch, throwing, throw, stick, sticks, play, playing, houses, house, tree, trees, background, backgrounds, horizon, return, returning, returns, mistake, perspective, draw, drawing, art, optical illusion, optical illusion, trompe l'oeil"What other tricks does he need?"
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, trick, tricks, dog, dogs, martini, martinis, bartender, bartenders, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, catch, catches, catching, fetch, fetches, fetching, jump, jumps, leap, leaps, leaping, dog trainer, dog trainers, dog training, trainer, trainers, training, alcoholism, alcoholic, alcoholics"It's not going to throw itself."
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dog, dogs, fetch, fetches, fetching, throw, throws, throwing, ball, chase, chases, chasing, play fetch, playing fetch, game, games, favorite game, favorite games, puppy, puppies, prompt, prompts, prompting, prompted, tennis ball, tennis balls, hint, hints, subtle hint, subtle hints, dog owner, dog owners, dog person, dog people"Perhaps we're overthinking the situation."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, ball, fetching, playing fetch, fetch, meeting, meetings, thinking, overthinking, roundtable, discussion, discussions, discussing, business, office, offices, office life, psychology, situation, situations"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."
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fetch, fetches, fetching, dog trick, dog tricks, trick, tricks, dog, dogs, trainer, trainers, training, philosophy, philosophy teacher, philosophy teachers, higher education, higher learning, learn, learns, learning, teach, teaches, teaching, high standards, unrealistic, goal, goals, confessional, confessionals, bar, bars, pub, pubs, barkeeper, barkeepers, barkeeping"It looks bad, boss - they got your DNA off an old tennis ball."
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dna, tennis, tennis ball, tennis balls, dog, dogs, guilt, guilty, mob, mobs, mob boss, mob bosses, chase, chases, chasing, fetch, fetches, fetching, game, games, criminal, criminals, organized crime, organised crime, guilt, forensic, forensics, forensic evidence, establish guilt, establishing guilt"Good arm."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, fetch, fetching, playing fetch, ball, throwing, pitching, pitcher, pitchers, baseball, compliment, compliments, complimenting, sport, sports, player, players, athlete, athletes"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, sport, sports, baseball, player, players, athlete, athletes, frisbee, game, games, fetch, fetching, playing fetch, catching, catch, catcher, catchers"And Perkins will be there if you drop the ball."
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, ball, fetching, fetch, playing fetch, drop the ball, dropping the ball, working together, collaboration, partner, partners, word play, wordplay"You jest."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, fetch, fetching, playing fetch, joke, jokes, joking, jest, jests, jesting, rejection, rejections, rejecting, refusing, refusal, refusals, haughty, stuck up, stuck-up, conceited, snobby, snobbish, arrogant"Fetching faster than a speeding bullet is still fetching."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, fetch, fetching, playing fetch, fast, faster, faster than a speeding bullet, superhero, superheroes, hero, heroes, flying, floating, bullet, bullets"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."
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dog, dogs, hyper, hyperactive, hyperactivity, manic, mania, maniac, maniacs, ball, chase, chases, chasing, fetch, fetches, fetching, pant, pants, panting, train, trains, training, trainer, trainers, dog training, obedience, obedience school, obedience schools, doggy, second take, take two, try again, trying again, rehearsal, rehearsals, rehearsing"Well, hell, if I don't fetch it they'll find some young pup who will."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, catching, playing fetch, fetching, ball, old dog, old dogs, puppy, puppies, replacement, replacements, replaceable"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"
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fetch, fetches, fetching, hubcap, hubcaps, dog, dogs, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, retailer, retailers, collector, collectors, collection, collections, making money, businessman, businesswoman, take advantage, taking advantage, speedbump, speed bumps, speed bump, pothole, potholes, rough road, rough roads, road, roads, road repair, road repairs"It is not done well, but one is surprised to find it done at all."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, trick, tricks, dog trick, dog tricks, cat trick, cat tricks, fetch, playing fetch, fetching, stick, sticks, surprised, surprising, strange, unusual, samuel johnson, quote, quotes"They seem friendly enough so far."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, space travel, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, toy, toys, frisbee, flying disk, flying disks, flying disc, flying discs, disc, discs, disk, disks, dog toy, dog toys, playing, fetching, fetching, playing fetch, friendly"File!"
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, fetch, fetching, playing fetch, dog trick, dog tricks, training, well-trained, business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, file, files, filing, paperwork, documents, hierarchy"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "
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cat, cats, dogs, dog, language, languages, culture, cultures, different languages, different cultures, cultural differences, negotiate, negotiations, negotiation, political negotiation, political negotiations, translate, translating, translator, translators, interpreter, interpreting, interpreters, political leader, political leaders, adviser, advisers, advisor, advisors, political adviser, political advisers, political advisor, political advisors, fetch, fetching, playing fetch"Kfetch!"
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orthodox jew, judaism, jew, jews, traditional jew, traditional jews, dog, dogs, canine, canines, yiddish, hebrew, hebrews, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, dog walk, dog walks, pet, pets, kvetch, fetch, fetching, stereotype, stereotypes, jewish"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, fetch, fetching, playing fetch, retrieving, retriever, retrievers, ball, thinking, thought, thoughts, hunter, hunters, hunting, duck hunter, duck hunters, duck hunting, lucky, lucky, fortunate, hunting dog, hunting dogs"Go on in—he's expecting you."
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interview, interviews, appointment, appointments, dog, dogs, doggo, doggos, doge, meme, memes, secretary, secretaries, management, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, office politics, happy, happiness, happy to see you, expecting, expect, expecting you, fetch, fetching, fetches, pet, pets"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."
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writer, writers, author, authors, novelist, novelists, writer's block, writers block, muse, muses, dog, dogs, pet, pets, disrespect, disrespectful, insecurity, insecurities, out of work, flash in the pan, respect, slipper, slippers, chore, chores, fetch, fetches, fetching, dog trick, dog tricks, publisher, publishers, agent, agents, literary agent, literary agents"I started out fetching."
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humble beginning, humble beginnings, unprivileged, dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, fetch, fetching, playing fetch, executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, starting at the bottom, working you way up, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, career ladder, the career ladder, ceo, ceos