"Pi what squared? Long John, you should be able to get this."
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myth, myths, legend, legends, pirate, pirates, long john silver, treasure island, literature, robert louis stevenson, book, books, fictional character, fictional characters, arr, math, maths, mathematics, area of a circle, pi, π, r, radius, area, circle, circles, equation, equations, formula, formulas, wordplay, word play, play on words, cliche, cliches, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping, education, school, schools, schooling, teacher, teachers, student, students, class, classes, classroom, classrooms, math teacher, math teachers, math class, math classes"'Yes,' she mumbled?... Sighed?... Muttered?... Snarled?... Hissed?... Growled?..."
"No, I didn't call a taxi."
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nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, there was an old woman who lived in a shoe, taxi, taxis, taxi cab, taxi cabs, cab, cabs, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, transportation, shoe, shoes, footwear, hat, hats"The Emperor's Nouvelle Cuisine"
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fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, the emperor's new clothes, hans christian andersen, emperor, emperors, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, food, plate, plates, dish, dishes, empty, invisible, new, cuisine, word play, wordplay"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."
"Someone's been hacking into my computer, too, and now I'm a lifetime member of Hot Wet Coeds."
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goldilocks, fictional, fictional characters, fictional character, children, childrens stories, story, technology, tech, computer, computer hack, hacker, hackers, websites, three bears, bear, bears, badly behaved, bad behavior, bad behaviour, subscription, subscribe, subscribers, subscriber, computer, computers, search history, password, passwords, password protection, password protected, fairy tale, fairytale"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, poultry, egg, eggs, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, kid, kids, child, children, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, the early years, childhood, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, fictional character, fictional characters, humpty dumpty, dangerous, risky, risk taker, risk takers"Wilbur is consistently unpleasant-a sort of Dr. Hyde and Mr. Hyde."
"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"
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animal, animals, sheep, flock, flocks, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, bo-peep, little bo-peep, roll call, roll calls, attendance, present, answer, answers, answering, name, names, list, lists"The axe is falling! The axe is falling!"
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, firing, lay offs, laying off, unemployment, termination, downsizing, cut backs, warning, warnings, panic, panicking, henny penny, chicken little, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, fable, fables, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, the sky is falling, axes, axes, getting the axe, waiting for the axe to fall, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"
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movie star, movie stars, b-list, star, stars, monster, monsters, monster movie, monster movies, monster film, monster films, fictional character, fictional characters, authentic, authenticity, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, grievance, grievances, moans, moaning, actor, actors, out-of-work, audition, auditions, auditioning, jobless, joblessness, film industry, movie industry, movie studio, movie studios, film studio, film studios"You see? Once more, Wile E. Coyote is restored swiftly and miraculously to health. His potential trauma has been trivialized, and we are yet again amused."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., cartoons, animation, animations, famous character, famous characters, fictional character, fictional characters, health, miracle, miracles, trauma, mental health, funny, humour, humor, entertainment, education, educating, learning, teaching, psychobabble, violent, violence, desensitized, desensitised, desensitization, desensitisation, analysis, analyses, analysing, analyzing, modern life"Same old, same old, Rapunzel.
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rapunzel, brothers grimm, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, book, books, literature, fictional character, fictional characters, character, characters, book character, book characters, film, films, movie, movies, plumber, plumbers, plumbing, snaking the drain, drain, drains, clog, clogs, clogging, unclogging, unclogging the drain, hair, long hair, long hair problems, girl, girls, woman, women, females, girl problems, female problemsA chicken looks at a computer screen that reads "Y2K is coming! Y2K is coming!!".
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animal, animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, poultry, henny penny, chicken little, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, fable, fables, literature, children's literature, fictional character, fictional characters, the sky is falling, technology, computer, computers, laptop, laptops, warning, warnings, new year, new years, new year's day, new year's eve, millennium, new millennium, 1999, 2000, year 2000 problem, y2k problem, y2k, millennium bug, y2k bug, panic, panics, panickingJames Bond: The Cutback Years
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cutback, cut back, cuts back, cutting back, spy, spies, fiction, fictional character, fictional characters, lean years, inexpensive, reducing expenses, personal expense, personal expenses, finance, finances, financial, financial trouble, financial troubles, budget, budget cut, budget cuts, retire, retires, retirement"Are you in for Tarzan?"
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, animal, animals, monkey, monkeys, ape, apes, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, literature, fictional character, fictional characters, novel, novels, book, books, film, films, movie, movies, hiding, hiding out, avoiding"He's sorry, Your Honor, and he's decided to devote himself to making a difference in pigs' lives."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, animal, animals, wolf, wolves, pig, pigs, three little pigs, guilt, guilty, sorry, remorse, remorseful, psychology, making a difference, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, big bad wolf, fable, fables"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, client, clients, famous, defendant, defendants, defence, defense, high hopes, disappointed, disappointment, jail, jail, prison, prisons, incarceration, imprisoned, locked up, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, cartoons"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"
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history, historical, medieval, princess, princesses, prince, princes, royal, royalty, demanding, question, questions, questioning, answer, answers, nagging, angry, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, armor, armour, suit of armor, suit of armour, weapon, weapons, spear, spears, lance, lances, rescuing, saving, knight in shining armor, knight in shining armour, woman, women, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts"Do we have your blessing?"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, customer, customers, tableware, cutlery, utensil, utensils, spoon, spoons, dish, dishes, plate, plates, silverware, relationship, relationships, love, romance, romantic, blessing, permission, approval, running away, eloping, couple, couples, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon, lyrics"All the king's horses and all the king's men feel it's not in the national interest."
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humpty dumpty, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, king, kings, horse, horses, men, man, government, government, politics, national interest, broken, smashed, cracked, ignoring"Every man for himself!"
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three musketeers, musketeer, musketeers, alexandre dumas, dumas, athos, porthos, aramis, d'artagnan, france, french, literature, book, books, classic book, classic books, novel, novels, classic novel, classic novels, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, sword, swords, catchphrase, catchphrases, all for one, one for all, every man for himself, selfish, self-centered, self-centred, self-serving, wordplay, word playThe tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.
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sport, sports, race, races, racing, runner, runners, running, preparing, shoes, footwear, running shoes, sneakers, trainers, shoe store, shoe stores, salesman, salesmen, retail, customer, customers, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, fable, fable, aesop, aesop's fables, animal, animals, tortoise and the hare, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, hare, hares, rabbit, rabbits, trying on, fashion"My team of advisers is so fantastic it's unbelievable."
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trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, trump administration, presidential adviser, presidential advisers, unqualified, qualification, qualifications, mythical creature, mythical creatures, mythical being, fiction, fictions, fictional character, fictional characters, white house staff, white house staffer, white house staffers, trump white house, white house, trump cabinet"My God! There goes middle management."
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business, businessman, businessmen, businesswoman, businesswomen, executive, executives, exec, execs, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, middle management, quit, quitting, leaving, office, offices, office life, legend, legends, myth, myths, folklore, pied piper of hamelin, pied piper, fictional character, fictional characters, literature, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, following, leading