"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships.love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, boozing, skit-chasing, skirt-chaser, skit-chasers, womanising, womanizing, womanizer, womanizer, womaniser, womanisers, cheating, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, extramarital affairs, infidelity, fashion, fashion sense, bicycle clothes"Did you do that to be hurtful?"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, weapon, weapons, gun control, gun violence, gun crime, shot, shooting, shoot, revolver, revolvers, hand gun, hand guns, hurtful, mean, anger, angry, upset, crime, injure, injury, injuries"Where did you get those big brown eyes and that tiny mind
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brown eyes, brain, brains, smart, smarts, insult, insults, insulting, dating, dating life, single life, single lives, small mind, small minded, condescend, condescends, condescending, argue, argues, argument, arguments, fight, fights, fighting, sexist, chauvinist, chauvinists, chauvinism, gendered"I'd like to get my hands on the astrologer who told you that!"
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astrologer, astrologers, astrology, prediction, predictions, guess, guesses, guessing, guessing game, guessing games, bad guess, bad guesses, inaccurate, inaccuracy, revenge, vengeance, seek vengeance, seeks vengeance, seeking vengeance, couple, couples, married couple, married couples, bicker, bickers, bickering, row, rows, rowing, fight, fights, fighting"With a real live woman right here, why would you turn to the Internet for an argument?"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, live, in person, in-person, woman, women, anger, angry, upset, computer, computers, technology, online, internet, troll, trolls, trolling, turn to, internet troll, internet trolls, social media, social networking, social network, social networks, internet community, internet communities, online communities, online community, forum, forums, chatroom, chatrooms, modern life"Look, I can't promise I'll change, but I can promise I'll pretend to change."
"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."
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slider, sliders, fastball, fastballs, ejection, ejections, fight, fights, fighting, brawl, brawls, brawling, umpire, umpires, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, curveball, curveballs, eject, ejects, ejecting, pitcher, pitchers, catcher, catchers, knock off, knock off for the day, plan, plans, planning, meeting on the mound, mound, pitcher's mound, pitcher's mounds"So I like rutting. So sue me."
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rut, rutting, ruts, adultery, adulterers, promiscuous, promiscuity, philander, philanderer, philanderers, arrogance, arrogant, mate, mates, reproduce, reproduction, season, in season, deer, deers, doe, does, relationship, relationships, fight, fighting, fights, antler, antlers, horn, horns"I'm not trying to change you—I'm trying to enhance you."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, issues, problems, marriage, marriage issues, marriage problems, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, change, enhance, improve, fight, fights, argument, arguments, restaurant, restaurants, stereotype, stereotype, men, women, male, dating"I'm really glad I don't work on this floor."
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office, offices, office workers, office workers, skyscraper, skyscrapers, high rise, high rises, office blocks, office block, business men, business man, business woman, business women, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businesswoman, businesswomen, businessperson, business people, lift, lifts, elevator, elevators, colosseum, colosseums, coliseum, coliseum, gladiator, gladiators, rome, romans, ancient rome, ancient romans, flavian amphitheatre, amphitheatres, snob, snobbery, floor, floors, fight, fighting, combat, armed combat, prisoners, prisoner, caveman, cavemen, city, city worker, city workers, class, class snob, class snobbery, job snob, job snobbery, crowd, crowds"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, marriage problems, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, couples counsellor, couples counsellors, couples counselling, divorce, divorcing, fight, fights, argue, argument, arguments, arguing, sales, salesman, salesmen, saleswoman, saleswomen, salespeople, salesperson"I know what I said ten minutes ago. That was the old me talking."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, old me, new me, turning over a new leaf, change, changes, changing, psychology, self-improvement"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"
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breathe, breathes, breathing, snore, snores, snoring, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, annoy, annoys, irritate, irritations, irritations, irritates, irritating, noise, noises, sound, sounds, share a bed, sharing a bed, married couple, married couples, spat, spats, fight, fights, argument, arguments, loud breathing, loud breathers, couple, couples"When elephants fight it's the grass that suffers."
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elephant, elephants, grass, fight, fights, safari, safaris, elephant fight, elephants fighting, privilege, privileged, privileges, downtrodden, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, underdog, underdogs, little man, inequality, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses"You were the one who wanted to colonize another planet."
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hillbilly, hillbillies, the west, the wild west, western, colony, colonies, colonising, colonizing, coloniser, colonisers, colonizers, outerspace, outer space, outer-space, alien planet, alien planets, space, space travel, space traveller, space travellers, couple, couples, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, fight, fights, fighting, settler, settlers, settling, crater, craters, impractical, impracticality"I don't like him."
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therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, couples therapy, marriage counselor, marriage counselors, marriage counseling, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, marriage counselling, patient, patients, mental health, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, dislike, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"
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therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, complain, complaining, complaint, complaints, fashion, fashion sense, clothing, clothes, men, man, wear, wearing"As a matter of fact, you did catch us at a bad time."
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relationships, marriage, divorce, men, women, crime, violence, guns, gunfight, gunfights, gunfighting, firefight, firefights, row, rows, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, married couple, married couples, couple, couples, bad time, bad times, phone call, phone calls, mankoff"Payback time."
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pin, pins, ten pins, tenpin, tenpin bowling, bowling, bowler, bowlers, bowling alley, bowling alleys, bowling ball, bowling balls, bowling pin, bowling pins, gang, gangs, street gang, street gangs, street tough, street toughs, fight, fights, street fight, street fights, resentment, payback, revenge, take revenge, taking revenge, justice, street justice, beat up, beats up, beating up, gang up, gangs up, ganging up, bully, bullied"Coordinates 135 and 350."
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coordinates, gps, global coordinates, directions, duel, duels, duelling, combat, combatants, fight, fights, fighting, drone, drones, modern warfare, warfare, modern technology, weapon, weaponry, drone warfare, cheat, cheating, cheater, unmatched, unfair advantage, unfair advantages, old-fashioned duel, old fashioned, gentlemen, gentleman, gentlemanly, ungentlemanly, ungentlemanly conduct"One of us has to draw the line somewhere, and I draw the line at mall sushi."
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marriage, married, married life, old married couple, husbands and wives, husband and wife, husband, husbands, wife, wives, argue, argued, argument, arguments, arguing, argues, fight, fighting, fights, bicker, bickering, bickered, feeling, feelings, hurt feelings, hurt felling, couple, couples, communication, communicate, communication skills, marriage counselling, counselling, counsellor, advice, help, draw the line, drawing the line, sushi, eating out, out to eat, low standard, low standards, expectation, expectations, lowered, food crime, food crimes, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers"Are you the young man that bit my daughter?"
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daughter, daughters, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, mothering, overprotective, over-protective, protective, schoolyard, schoolyards, bully, bullies, bullying, bite, bites, biting, bitten, fight, fights, fighting, preschool, pre-school, kindergarten, kindergartener, kindergartenersTrouble Ahead
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trouble ahead, argument, arguments, towel, towels, customized, customizations, customised, customisation, hand towel, hand towels, his 'n' hers, his and hers, bath towel, bath towels, set, sets, spat, spats, row, rows, fight, fights, fighting, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, hers 'n' hers, hers and hers, claim, claims, claiming, possession, possessions"He looks very promising—but let's see how he does on the written test."
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box, boxing, boxer, boxers, fight, fighting, fights, ring, boxing ring, promising, test, testing, fitness, writing, intellectual, intellectuals, tests, sport, sports, education, educational, school, schools, schooling, writing, written, difficult, difficulty, combination, combine, chess-boxing, chessboxing, chess boxing