Film Cartoons

"He seems an awful lot bigger in his movies."

"I just don't think a giant flaming blob of alien ectoplasm would say that."

"The Monday movie will be back after the messages that follow the following messages."

"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."

"When it's over, I'll explain all the pop culture references you didn't get and you can explain all the pop culture references I didn't get."

"They're making my web-page into a movie!"

"With your large bucket of popcorn, you get your choice of Milk Duds, Jujubes or Strawberry Twizzlers."

"Oh, shush! You live by Janet Maslin, you're going to die by Janet Maslin."

"All the body parts were locally sourced."

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"I'd like to report some bad guys."

"For his next picture, my client wants creative control, script approval, and a percentage of the gross. Is that clear?"

A giant ape struggles to climb twin towers.

"This time, I'm afraid it's serious. He just met a girl named Maria."

"Mr. Total Recall"

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

Hollywood Think Tank

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

Tenafly International Film Festival

"Oh, great! Here comes the obligatory car chase."

"When I heard that 'Charlie's Angels' raked in over forty million in its first weekend, I sensed that there was great confusion in this country."

"Not another movie about straight people in love. I'm sick of extrapolating."

All-Verbal Westerns

"Here's the deal, Kim. I pick up eggs and butter, but no dry cleaning."

Cinema Twin