"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."
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"A banker, eh? Can you make a living at that?"
"Looks like broker-assisted suicide."
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"Thank you, but I've already provided for my children's college education."
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Your Pizza Dollar
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"If debt is a measure of consumer confidence, we have become very confident indeed."
"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."
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Politics, Finance, Religion.
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"Someday, son, all my campaign funds will be yours."
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"Sometimes I wonder if it's right to bring a child into this income."
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James Bond: The Cutback Years
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"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."
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"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."
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That New-Time Religion
"My, Grandma, what crushing debt you have."
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"I'm looking to hire a C.F.O. Anyone interested?"
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"But enough about the dollar. Let's talk about me!"
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"I've been selected to pay another electricity bill."
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"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"
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"Sure we have mortgage money. It's just that you can't have any."
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"Haven't I seen you on 'Adam Smith's Money World'?"
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"Why do we have separate accounts, anyway? It's like our money has intimacy issues."
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"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."
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"We'll be paying for the prairie, the forests, and the streams with this credit card, which is just as good as—if not better than—trinkets."
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