Financial Crash Cartoons

"Your steered the proper course, Cap'n, when you had us bury this instead of investing it in the market!"

"Relax. Even in a recession, people need rare tropical fighting fish."

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

"Start the economy."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"C'mon sweetie—you're only as bankrupt as you feel."

"Would you like to hear about our retirement plan?"

"Remember the good old days when all the economy needed was a little fine-tuning?"

Graph shaped like stairs.

"In my day, there was no reward for incompetence."

Humpty Dumpty sat on a Wall Street

"When I was a child, I lost childish amounts of money, but when I became a man I put away childish losses and started losing man-sized amounts of money."

"Put in something about the stock market."

"Would you please elaborate on 'the something bad happened'?"

"I'm afraid you're a bit too high-minded for us, Rawson. Do you think you could see your way clear to resigning in disgust?"

"It's nothing personal—the way things are going, we just don't need as many abductees."

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

"Relax—we'd know."

Wall Street Down

"Making money's eve more of a kick when no one else is."

Dr. Manette Sinks In His Daughter's Arms As She Tells Him The Sad News

"I see your consumer confidence remains undeterred."

"Jim, say hi to Tom, our severance consultant."

"There's a thin line, J.B., between deniability and pig ignorant."