"Your steered the proper course, Cap'n, when you had us bury this instead of investing it in the market!"
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"And, hey, don't kill yourself trying to pay it back. You know our motto-'What the hell, it's only money.' "
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"A banker, eh? Can you make a living at that?"
"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."
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"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."
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"On Wall Street today, the stock market corrected its previous correction, and is pretty sure it's got it right this time."
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"Honey, we're homeless."
"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."
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"I'll take one more question, from the reporter in the back reading the job listings."
"I'm trying to forget a 401k."
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"Would you take the guy at Table 4? I used to be his broker."
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"Someday, gentlemen, I promise you - the heady days of 'Come a ti yi yippie yippie yay' will be back."
"I'm sorry. Mr. Broadbank seems to have stepped away from his desk."
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"How do you stay so calm about the stock market?"
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"Well, so long, Eddie. The recession's over."
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"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."
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"When I was a child, I lost childish amounts of money, but when I became a man I put away childish losses and started losing man-sized amounts of money."
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"This bank is your bank, this bank is my bank..."
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"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."
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Sign over one of three teller lines at a bank reads "Reassurances"
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"Keep your eyes open for one of those little stores that don't exist anymore."
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"Oh, sure, that could be us tomorrow, but it's him today."
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"Hey, investor fears need calming over here, too."
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The Three Little Overextended Pigs
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"Oh, them? They're old bankruptcy."
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