"A la Recherche d'une Lentille de Contact," d'apres Millet.
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Picasso at Cirque du Soleil
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"This artist is a deeply religious feminist and anti-smoking advocate, who made a lot of money in the computer industry before going off to paint in Paris, where she now lives with her husband and two little girls."
Monet in the '90s.
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"I was rather hoping a Passaic River School might form, but so far it's just me."
"How much more would this be worth if something happened to you?"
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"Spanish ladies have nice eyes."
"I'll grant you his work has a certain naïve immediacy."
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New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos
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"Here! Let me get you all in!"
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"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."
"People read too much into everything."
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The Gauguins at Home
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Diego Rivera, Frida Kahlo, and the Art of Conversation
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"The edges are nice and hard, but your colors aren't icky enough."
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The Piranesi Mall
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"Here it comes!"