Fines Cartoons

"Congratulations, sire - your financial reforms have been successful!"

"All right, buddy, that'll be a ten-dollar corkage fee."

ZZ COP

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"Do you have any idea how fast you were evolving?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."

"You pay your late fines or Babar breaks your pinkie."

"A percentage of your overdraft fees goes toward feeding the hungry."

"If I take back what I said about your pants, will you let me go?"

"Yoo-hoo! My husband gets the senior-citizen discount! Yoo-hoo, Officer, yoo-hoo!"

The Insanity Plea.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"This is so unexpected – I didn't even prepare a speech."

"Thank God you stopped, you were going so fast I don't know how I ever would have caught up to you."

"I wasn't texting. I was building this ship in a bottle."

Couple is parking their car as a "No parking" sign walks down the street towards them

"I'm afraid you'll never know if this was for the speeding or for the Celine Dion tape, sir."

"It's the stress of freshman year, sir."

"Hey, I may have been weaving but no way did I cross the road."

"We're not admitting any wrong doing, but we've agreed to pay a ten Zillion dollar fine.''

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"To be frank, officer, my parents never set boundaries."

"Just accept the ticket and let's go. The hot dog's getting cold."

"Flagless in a patriotic Zone?"