"Congratulations, sire - your financial reforms have been successful!"
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financial reform, financial reforms, tax, taxes, tax break, tax breaks, levy, levies, levying, fine, fines, royal, royals, royalty, king, kings, conflict of interest, conflicts of interest, self-interest, self-interested, greed, greedy, 1%, upper 1%, wealthy, wealth, politician, politicians, corrupt, corruption, conservative, conservatives, conservative economics, tax season, overtax, overtaxed, overtaxing"All right, buddy, that'll be a ten-dollar corkage fee."
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police officer, police officers, security, security officer, security officers, park warden, park wardens, park controller, park controllers, rules, park rules, regulations, law, order, fines, fine, fee, fees, criminal, criminals, breaking the law, rebel, rebels, alcohol, alcoholic beverage, alcoholic beveragesZZ COP
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music, musician, musicians, rock, famous musician, famous musicians, rock star, rock stars, police, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, traffic stop, traffic stops, traffic ticket, traffic tickets, fine, fines, fashion, style, personal appearance, fashion statement, beard, beards, facial hair, sunglasses, word play, wordplay, play on words"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
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death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, car, cars, automobile, automobiles, vehicle, vehicles, traffic stop, traffic stops, pull over, pulled over, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, ticket, tickets, fine, fines, speeding, speeder, speeders, dangerous driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, transportation"Do you have any idea how fast you were evolving?"
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animal, animals, fish, science, biology, evolution, evolutionary theory, darwin's theory of evolution, theory of evolution, darwin, evolutionism, evolutionist, evolutionists, evolving, evolve, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, state trooper, state troopers, traffic, traffic stop, traffic stops, pulled over, ticket, tickets, fine, fines, speeding, fast, too fast, caught, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."
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police, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, state trooper, state troopers, traffic stop, traffic stops, pulled over, road sign, road signs, signage, sign, signs, traffic sign, traffic signs, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, rules of the road, breaking the law, traffic laws, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, apologising, apologising, apology, apologies, expensive, sports car, sports cars, luxury car, luxury cars, wealth, wealthy, rich, affluent, show-off, showoff, show-offs, showoffs, showing off, speeding, traffic ticket, traffic tickets, fine, fines, discrimination"You pay your late fines or Babar breaks your pinkie."
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interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, interrogating, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, tortured, violence, violent, kid, kids, invert, inversion, subvert, subversion, subverted, subverting, subverts, inverts, childish, nostalgic, imagery, nostalgic image, innocence, clash, clashing, gangster, gangsters, polite, politely, library, librarian, book, books, book worm, book worms, book lover, book lovers, characters, character, fine, fines, late fines, libraries, public library"A percentage of your overdraft fees goes toward feeding the hungry."
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bank, banks, banking, bank fee, bank fees, fee, fees, overdraft, overdraft fee, overdraft fees, fine, fines, charity, corporate charity, corporate charities, donation, donations, bank teller, bank tellers, financial institution, financial institutions, credit union, credit unions, banker, bankers, irony, ironic, corporation, corporations, corporate, big bank, big banks, finance, finances, financial"If I take back what I said about your pants, will you let me go?"
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police, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, traffic, cop, cops, traffic stop, traffic stops, pulled over, pulling over, driver, drivers, driving, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, transportation, violation, violations, traffic violation, traffic violations, fine, fines, ticket, tickets, writing a ticket, fashion, pants, trousers, strange, insult, insults, mean comment, mean comments, comment, comments, offended, offend, take back, remorse, remorseful, regret, regrets, bargaining, pleading, begging, negotiating, too late"Yoo-hoo! My husband gets the senior-citizen discount! Yoo-hoo, Officer, yoo-hoo!"
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senior, seniors, senior citizen, pensioner, pensioners, growing old, growing older, senior discount, senior discounts, age, aging, aged, over the hill, wife, wives, overbearing wife, overbearing wives, nagging wife, nagging wives, husbands, husband, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, pull over, pulled over, traffic stop, traffic stops, ticket, tickets, ticketing, getting a ticket, traffic ticket, traffic tickets, driver, drivers, senior driver, senior drivers, older driver, older drivers, traffic fine, traffic fines, senior driver, senior drivers, fine, fines, discount, discounts"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."
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police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, state trooper, state troopers, traffic cop, traffic cops, highway patrol, pulling over, pulled over, traffic stop, traffic stops, speeding, fine, fines, ticket, tickets, traffic violation, traffic violations, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, science, physics, speed of light, lightbulb, lightbulbs, light bulb, light bulbs, radar, space, time, speed, insurance, car insurance, dangerous driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers"This is so unexpected – I didn't even prepare a speech."
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speeding ticket, speeding tickings, parking ticket, parking tickets, fine, fines, penalty, penalties, traffic police, traffic cops, traffic cop, awards ceremonies, award ceremony, winning an award, l.a., la, los angeles, hollywood, thespian, thespians, actor, actors, actress, actresses, unexpected, surprise, surprising, surprises"Thank God you stopped, you were going so fast I don't know how I ever would have caught up to you."
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police, policeman, policemen, cop, cops, traffic, traffic cop, traffic cops, police officer, police officers, law enforcement, speeding, car, cars, ticket, tickets, fine, fines, law and order, speed limit, speed limits, pulled over, speeder, speeders, speeding ticket, speeding tickets, speed ticket, speed tickets, transport cop, transport cops, transport police"I wasn't texting. I was building this ship in a bottle."
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driving, driver, drivers, distracted driving, driving distracted, text, texting, texting while driving, pull over, pulled over, traffic stop, traffic stops, police, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, safe, safety, safe driving, bad driver, bad drivers, distracted driver, distracted drivers, ship in a bottle, ship-in-a-bottle, danger, dangerous, cellphone, cellphones, cell-phone, cell phones, smartphone, smartphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, ticket, tickets, traffic ticket, traffic tickets, fine, fines, excuse, excusesCouple is parking their car as a "No parking" sign walks down the street towards them
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car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, parking, sign, signs, movable sign, movable signs, walking, moving, excuse, excuses, fine, fines, fee, fees, ticket, tickets, parking ticket, parking tickets, parking fine, parking fines, parking fee, parking fees, no parking, street scene, street scenes, urban, urban life, urban living, city, cities, city life, living in the city, city living, impossible, parking space, parking spaces, finding a parking space, finding a parking spot, parking spot, parking spots"I'm afraid you'll never know if this was for the speeding or for the Celine Dion tape, sir."
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traffic stop, traffic stops, pulled over, pull over, traffic cop, traffic cops, police, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, ticket, tickets, fine, fines, violation, violations, music, tape, tapes, cd, cds, celebrity, celebrities, famous people, famous person, taste, musical taste, singer, singers"It's the stress of freshman year, sir."
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police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, traffic stop, traffic stops, pulled over, pull over, ticket, tickets, fine, fines, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, driver, drivers, driving, drinking and driving, drunk, drunk driving, driving drunk, drink driving, don't drink and drive, dangerous, risky, party, parties, partying, college, university, student, students, freshman, freshmen, fresher, freshers, new student, new students, first year, first years, first year student, first year students, freshman year, rowdy, out of control, out-of-control, stress, excuse, excuses"Hey, I may have been weaving but no way did I cross the road."
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animal, animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, rooster, roosters, chick, chicks, road, roads, crossing, poultry, why did the chicken cross the road, joke, jokes, weaving, police officer, police officers, policeman, policemen, cop, cops, state trooper, state troopers, traffic cop, traffic cops, pulling over, pulled over, traffic stop, traffic stops, rules of the road, dangerous driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, arguing, traffic ticket, traffic tickets, fine, fines, traffic laws, unsafe driving"We're not admitting any wrong doing, but we've agreed to pay a ten Zillion dollar fine.''
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, questionable, suspicious, fine, fines, money, fraud, white-collar crime, white collar crime, corrupt, corruption, ethics, unethical, admitting guilt, admission of guilt, guilt, guilty, wrongdoing, in denial, nonacceptance, legal, legal department, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, legal advice"You have to let me make my own mistakes."
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police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, state trooper, state troopers, pulled over, traffic stop, traffic stops, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, speeding, ticket, tickets, fine, fines, mistake, mistakes, independent, independence, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, kid, kids, child, children, life lesson, life lessons, learning, learning from mistakes"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
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police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, state trooper, state troopers, pulled over, traffic stop, traffic stops, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, speeding, ticket, tickets, fine, fines, unmarked car, unmarked cars, police car, police cars, police cruiser, police cruisers, stolen, stealing, car theft, motor vehicle theft"To be frank, officer, my parents never set boundaries."
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traffic stop, traffic stops, pull over, pulled over, traffic cop, traffic cops, cop, cops, police, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, ticket, tickets, fine, fines, law, laws, rule, rules, rules of the road, boundary, boundaries, parent, parents, parenting, childhood, child, children, kid, kids, bad parents, bad parenting, breaking the rules, no rules, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, excuse, excuses"Just accept the ticket and let's go. The hot dog's getting cold."
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car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, police, police officer, police officers, state trooper, state troopers, officer, officers, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, pulled over, pulling over, traffic stop, traffic stops, ticket, tickets, fine, fines, accept, hot dog, hot dogs, large, oversized, huge, big, giant, frankfurter, frankfurters, bun, buns, sausage, sausages, wiener, wieners, getting cold, hurry, in a hurry, speeding