"I can remember when there would have been a fire truck here in ten minutes, tops!"
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"Luckily, none of the people inside appear to be celebrities."
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"These are luxury apartments, so use the good water."
"No, thanks - I'm a libertarian."
Tags:libertarian, libertarians, laissez faire, laissez-faire, capitalism, free market, public services, ideology, ideologue, public, public services, tax, taxes, fire, emergency services, public service, freedom, free, individual, minarchism, anarcho-capitalism, firefighter, firefighters, fires, self-reliance, self reliance, ideologies, fire fighting, fire fighters, fire fighter, government, government intervention, diy, do-it-yourself, do it yourself, independent, independence
"I got hot."
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"Maybe we should try visualization, Chief!"
Tags:fire, house fire, house fires, fire, firemen, fireman, firefighter, firefighters, fire engine, fire engines, fire truck, fire trucks, fighting fire, putting out a fire, extinguishing, chief, chiefs, psychology, visualising, visualizing, visualization, visualisation, imagination, imagining, innovation, psychobabble, emergency, emergencies
"Would you like us to put this put with sparkling, or is tap O.K.?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, fire, fires, on fire, flames, flaming, roast, roasts, chicken, chickens, turkey, turkeys, water, sparkling water, tap water, emergency, emergencies, firefighter, firefighters, fireman, firemen, choice, choices, choosing, decision, decisions, deciding
"Before we start, have you folks considered upgrading to Platinum Élite membership?"
Tags:fire, fires, fireman, firemen, firefighter, firefighters, member, membership, memberships, premium membership, premium memberships, premium member, premium members, upgrade, upgrades, upgrading, libertarian, libertarians, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, emergency, emergencies, emergency worker, emergency workers, 911, pushy, pushiness, salesman, salesperson, salespeople
"I guess you could say I was a little distracted."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, crash, accident, accidents, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, officer, officers, police cruiser, police cruisers, police car, police cars, state trooper, state troopers, fireman, firemen, firefighter, firefighters, fire truck, fire trucks, fire engine, fire engines, rescue worker, rescue workers, emergency worker, emergency workers, onlooker, onlookers, driver, drivers, driving, rock, rocks, rocky, distracted, distracted driving, distracted driver, distracted drivers, dangerous, dangerous driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, car safety, traffic safety
"Try rolling on the ground! Roll around on the ground!"
Tags:christmas, noel, yule, xmas, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, elf, elves, santa's helper, santa's helpers, chimney, chimneys, going down the chimney, fireplace, fireplaces, smoke, fire, hearth, hearths, on fire, fire safety, roll, stop drop and roll, roll on the ground, advice, firemen, fireman, firewoman, firewomen, firefighter, firefighters, safety, fire hazard, fire hazards, dangerous, risky
"Good Fireman, Bad Fireman"
Firemen's New Year
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"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"
Tags:graduation, graduations, college, colleges, university, universities, diploma, diplomas, certificate, certificates, ceremony, ceremonies, commencement, commencements, education, graduating, graduate, graduates, student, students, higher education, fireman, firemen, firefighter, firefighters, dream, dreams, goal, goals, childhood dream, future career, future job, career, careers, job, jobs, work, employment, aim, aims, ambition, desire, desires, wish, wishes, parental pressure, parental influence, parental wishes, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, family, families, young adults, modern life, aspiration, aspirations, future aspirations, dream job, new grad, new graduate, new grads, new graduates, family issues, family problems, expectations
"Did you ever want to just start a fire?"
Tags:firefighter, firefighters, fireman, firemen, fire station, fire stations, fire engine, fire engines, fire truck, fire trucks, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, working animal, working animals, dog, dogs, working dog, working dogs, canine, canines, dalmatian, dalmatians, fire, fires, house fire, house fires, arson, bored, boredom, waiting, on call, firehouse, firehouses
"Go like this."
Tags:fire, fires, shoulder, shoulders, fireman, firemen, warn, warns, warning, protection, protect, protecting, flammable, inflammable, firefighter, firefighters, fire fighter, fire fighters, fire man, fire men, put out, putting out, smother, smothers, smothering, faux pas, embarrassing, embarrassment, accident, accidents, careless, carelessness, caution, cautions, stop drop and roll
Burnt Out Dolls' House
Tags:dolls house, dolls houses, dolls' house, dolls' houses, doll's house, doll's houses, fire, fires, house fire, house fires, housefire, housefires, house-fire, house-fires, firefighter, firefighters, putting out a fire, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, kids, kid, childhood, toddler, toddlers, infant, infant, terrible 2s, terrible twos, pyromaniac, pyromaniacs, demented child, demented children
"Ever since I was a little boy I wanted to be a fireman."
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"Hold on. This will make a killer insta story."
Tags:burning building, burning buildings, fire, fires, aflame, burning, burns, burn, firefighter, firefighters, fireman, firemen, save, saved, saving, rescue, rescues, rescued, social media, social media obsessed, social media obsessive, shallow, vain, vainity, social media story, social media stories, social media post, social media posts
"Hey fellows, this one's open."
Firefighters hold out a safety net for a frog
A man sits on his porch with a fire extinguisher
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