Romulus (left) and Remus
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"All right, who'll start things off with a bid on this magnificent one-of-a-kind fifty-pound rock?"
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A chicken and an egg racing to take a number to see which one of them will come first.
"If only the aftertaste came first."
"She's a little traumatized—this is her first Wal-Mart."
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"Wait! First, his attorney."
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"People don't care what they're eating as long as they're the first ones to eat it."
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"Maybe it needs a caption."
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"Just between us, I came first, but I shredded the evidence."
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"When I make eye contact for the first time, I want it to be with the right person."
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"I'm tired of people who write first novels."
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"Quick, hon. I think he's got it."
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"This cab was first, everybody, but I do want to thank the rest of you and tell you how wonderful it is to feel wanted."
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"Actually, I do look a lot like my mom. It's just that I have her first nose."
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"His first fax."
"I've got a trophy wife, but she isn't what you'd call first place."
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"I've had a ponytail since 1968!"
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BABY BOOK VOLUME XIV
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"And now to present you with the uploading of your bitmedals."
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"I'd like someone who combines the best attributes of my first and third wives."
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"Ukrainian legend V.N. Levev performs a flawless clean and jerk of Amy Lucas, world's most self-absorbed waitress."
"If you don't hurry up, you're never going to be the first openly gay anything."
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