"I have a terrible fear of flying coach."
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"What are you doing outside of coach?"
Tags:coach, coach class, coach-class, economy, economy class, economy-class, first class, first-class, business-class, business class, flight attendant, flight attendants, air-hostess, airhostess, air-hostesses, airhostesses, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, stewardess, stewards, stewards, stewardesses, manager, management, whip, whips, threat, threaten, divide, division, presentation, presentations, cattle-class, cattle class
"It's not enough that I fly first class...my friends must also fly coach."
"A first-class stamp, please. Something casual."
Tags:first class, class, bar, bars, bar tender, stamps, stamp, high class, high society, middle class, upper class, post, postal, post office, clerk, letter, letters, preference, informal, informality, casual, keep it casual, keeping it casual, keeping things casual, laid back, mail, mails, mailing, letter, letters, appearance, appearances
"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."
"I got my ticket for three dollars over the Internet. Are you going to eat that salmon?"
Tags:bargain, bargains, bargain hunter, bargain hunters, thrifty, thriftiness, first class, upper class, flight, flights, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, air travel, seatmate, seatmates, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, faux pas, unwelcome, imposition, impositions, impose, imposing, personal space
"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."
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First Class Travel
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Executive cuts children in line for ice cream.
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"As usual, Dominique, everything was absolutely business class."
"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."
First Class Pooch
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First class only raft.
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"The Number Three isn't usually quite this civilized."
"Now boarding first class and platinum."
Tags:pearly gates, heavenly gates, boarding pass, boarding passes, first class, first classes, platinum, platinum class, elitism, egalitarianism, class divide, elitist, elitists, wealth inequality, social inequality, class system, class systems, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, paradise, airport, airports, welcome talk
"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."
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Tags:air travel, flying, airline, airlines, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplane, passenger, passengers, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, first class, business class, desk, desks, office, offices, office life, worker, worker, working, businessman, businessmen, businesswoman, businesswomen, business trip, business trips, wordplay, word play
"Once again, we're boarding only our Elite Premium passengers at this time. Thank you."
Tags:school, schools, school bus, school buses, bus, buses, kid, kids, child, children, student, students, passenger, passengers, bus stop, waiting, premium passenger, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, credit card, sky miles, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplanes, airplanes, plane, planes, air travel, travel, airport, airports, boarding, now boarding, business class, first class
"Let the epicurean feast commence."
Tags:air travel, flying, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, air hostess, air hostesses, air stewardess, air stewardesses, flight attendant, flight attendants, cabin attendant, cabin attendants, stewardess, stewardesses, cabin crew, passenger, passengers, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, food, airplane food, airline food, plane food, first class, business class, economy class, epicurean, feast, feasts, airline meals, airplane meals, meal, meals, eating, dining
"Mom - what the hell was the jet set?"
Tags:cattle car, cattle cars, air travel, airport, airports, jet set, jet setter, jet setters, jet setting, luxury, first class, upper class, coach, economy, economy class, flying coach, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, busy, bustle, hustle, crammed in, jammed in, airline, airlines, airliner, airliners, stress, stressful
"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."
Tags:air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, traveling, travellers, travellers, travelling, passenger, passengers, boarding, boarding gate, boarding gates, first-class, first class, business class, private jet, private jets, money, finances, wealth, wealthy, affluent, rich, well-off, social class, social standing, social status, upper class, private plane, private planes
"Is one really in first class if there is no one in coach...?"
"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."
Tags:upgrade, upgrades, upgrading, add-on, add-ons, adding on, airplane, airplanes, air travel, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, frequent flying, first class, upper class, premium economy, hidden fee, hidden fees, fee, fees, premium, hidden cost, hidden costs, credit card, credit cards, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, gates of heaven, afterlife, afterlives
The Way It Should Be
Tags:consumerism, consumerist, shopping, shopper, shoppers, shop, store, stores, checkout, checkouts, checking out, checkout lane, checkout lanes, 10 items or less, express lane, express lanes, market, markets, supermarket, supermarkets, grocery store, grocery stores, groceries, vip, vips, vip customer, vip customers, velvet rope, exclusion, high status, conspicuous consumption, high class, upper class, first class, social divison, social divisions
"Ladies and gentlemen, the Queen of the Hop and the Duke of Earl."