First Date Cartoons

First Date Cartoons

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"I had a nice time, Steve. Would you like to come in, settle down, and raise a family?"

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"Will you call me?"

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"I lied when I told you I shave my head."

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"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

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"This date isn't going well, is it?"

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"That's my old boyfriend. He's just staying here through the transition period."

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"It's not you, Frank, it's me - I don't like you."

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"I'll be honest, Raymond. I really don't give a damn about the wetlands."

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Colognes for Men

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"What did you think of that book that I already know everyone else in the world's opinion about?"

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"Gee, you didn't mention your wart in your personal."

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Famous Like Song

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"You're so easy to talk to - not everyone is such a good listener."

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"Amazing! Our first date and I feel we've known each other all our lives."

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"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

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"Do you see us as a movie or a play?"

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"I'd invite you up, but I'm trying to preserve the crime scene."

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"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

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"I know it's weird, but I'm attracted to women my own age."

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"So, … do you prefer possum or opossum?''

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"It'll have to be your place. I Airbnb'd myself out of my apartment tonight."

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"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

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"She's smart, she's funny, she's beautiful—But she leaves her shoes all over the place."

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"I converse. You declaim."

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"Sorry about the mask. I'm always afraid my fame will overwhelm people."

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