"It's the old story. East Hampton isn't big enough for both of them."
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"You look great for someone who's just come through two years of litigation."
"It's taken me a while, but I can finally see the value in having tons of money."
The Tragedy of Prosperity
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"It was horrible. I was stuck on an escalator for six hours."
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"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"
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"A la Recherche d'une Lentille de Contact," d'apres Millet.
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"I'm looking for something slightly more perfect."
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"Let me through! I'm a businessperson!"
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Torture-Free C.I.A. Interrogation Tools
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"I could cry when I think of the years I wasted accumulating money, only to learn that my cheerful disposition is genetic."
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"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"
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"It runs on its conventional gasoline-powered engine until it sense guilt."
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Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room
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"No one whose name is pronounced that way lives here."
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"I'm somewhere between O. and K."
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"Listen, girl. Run into town and go to the sheriff's office. Then make a right. Find the liquor store and get a bottle of 2011 Napa. Do not get the Chilean Malbec you got last time. Hurry."
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"I'm sure you two will discover that you're both plagued by the same nonexistent problems."
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"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."
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"I used to hate my body. Now, instead, I hate the forces that conspire to make me hate my body."
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"Tonight I'll be performing a monologue about where I like to shop, my hair color, and something my mother did that upset me."
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