"I believe that's a Montessori school."
A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish
Tags:pet, pets, goldfish, fish, pet fish, dead fish, dead pet, dead pets, funeral, funerals, pet funeral, pet funerals, viking funeral, viking funeral, flushing goldfish, toilet, toilets, overkill, overdo, overdone, unnecessary, cremate, cremation, cremated, norse funeral, norse funerals, funeral pyre, funeral pyres
"I'm not sure what I am, but I believe I'm a product of Norway."
A school of fish following one fish who is labeled "CEO".
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"I guess we'd be considered a family. We're living together, we love each other, and we haven't eaten the children yet."
Fishing for Birds
"I think it loves us."
Tags:pet, pets, domestic, domestic pets, goldfish, gold fish, goldfish bowl, fish bowl, fish, fishes, love, loving, loves, wholesome, wholesomeness, aquatic, aquarium, aquariums, exotic fish, exotic pet, exotic pets, animal, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise, role reversal, reversal, reverse, reversed, swap, role, role swap, pet owner, owner, ownership, pet care
"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."
An agenda is eaten by a hidden agenda.
"Fenwick, Benton & Perkins. How may I direct your call?"
Tags:fish, fishes, bird, birds, aves, gotta swim, gotta fly, slogan, slogans, tshirt, tee, tees, tshirts, t shirt, t shirts, t-shirt, t-shirts, fashions, trend, trends, following trends, fish gotta swim bird gotta eat, fly, flies, insect, insects, prey, predator, eating, eat, swim, swimming, fly, flying, nature, instinct, instincts, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, word play
"The first thing you need to do is update your résumé."
Tags:evolve, evolves, evolving, evolution, biology, biology teacher, biology teachers, resume, resumes, update your resume, updating your resume, career change, career changes, change, changes, changing, amphibian, amphibians, fish, tetrapod, tetrapods, change, changes, changing, frog, frogs, toad, toads, lifestyle, lifestyles, lifestyle change, lifestyle changes
Skimming out star reflections
A fisherman rides the subway back with his catch.
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"The Chaetodon capistratus, commonly known as the four-eyed butterfly fish, is monogamous."
"It's my family coat of arms, Joe-smoked salmon couchant on a field of cream cheese."
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Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug
Tags:fishing, fly fishing, ice fishing, ice, winter, snow, cold, freezing, frozen, flying fish, angling, anglers, fishing tackle, bait, baits, flies, rods, reels, rod, reel, catch, catching, caught, fish, casting, cast, hunting, sport, sports, hobbies, frozen pond, frozen ponds, frozen lake, frozen lakes, fisherman, fishermen, ice fish, ice fishes, casts, casting, fisherman, fishermen
"I'll have the angler if you're sure he's perfectly fresh."
Tags:animal, animals, fish, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, angler, anglers, angling, catch, catching fish, restaurant, restaurants, dining, dining out, ordering, ordering food, fresh, fresh food, food, meal, waiter, waiters, menu, menus, role reversal, role-reversal, reverse, reversed roles, reversed, switching places, switch, swapping places, swap
"I guess this is me."
Tags:shark, sharks, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, food chains, food-chain, food-chains, businessmen, businessman, corporate culture, office block, office blocks, ocean, sea, underwater, corporate environment, lift, lifts, elevator, elevators, elevator shaft, lift shaft, lift shafts, elevator shafts, fish, fishes
"I've got a feeling this thing may be even more dangerous than the cat!"
Tags:danger, dangers, dangerous, cat, cats, fish, natural enemy, natural enemies, child, children, boy, boys, little boy, little boys, aquarium, aquariums, threaten, threatens, threatening, fear, fears, fearful, scare, scares, scary, frighten, frightens, frightening, goldfish, fighting fish, self-control, predator, predators, prey, kid, kids, pet shop, pet shops, pet store, pet stores
"I have a spiritual side, but mostly I'm an eating machine."
Evolution or Entree
School of little fish scares big fish
"Try to think outside the bowl."
A man in an armchair watches TV beside a fish in a fishbowl who is also sitting in an armchair.
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