"But enough about my body. Let's talk about your body."
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"Still on your left."
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"Why would He take someone so toned?"
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"As a species we're endangered. As an individual I'm in great shape."
One size fits none.
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"Whew! At last, I can eat!"
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"Why do they all gain those extra pounds at the exact same time of the year?"
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"Yeah, but for a fat guy who doesn't exercise I'm in pretty good shape."
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"Two per cent."
"He has the rough outline of a good body but none of the details."
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"Is this a good shoe for sitting?"
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"I am, of course, quite fit, or, if you prefer, quite extraordinarily fit, but I wouldn't say I was 'perfectly fit.'"
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"I love your body - where did you get it?"
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"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."
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"I'm glad to see that almost everyone has been taking advantage of the new executive fitness center."
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"If they fit, we can return them."
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"I hate my gym."
"You don't look like a Dave."
"If only legginess were based on circumference."
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Early Exercise Machines
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"I can cure your back problem, but there's a risk that you'll be left with nothing to talk about."
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"It's right about here that my socks fall down."
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"You're the picture of health - and by the way, I'm totally in love with you."
A Sisyphean Workout At The Gym
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"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."
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