Psychiatry in the Park
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"I'm starting to see some real definition in my abs."
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"I think Brad would've wanted us to do some lunges."
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"But enough about my body. Let's talk about your body."
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"Uh-oh, your coverage doesn't seem to include illness."
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"Will I still be able to not exercise?"
Too many coxes.
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"Still on your left."
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Olympic Warm Up
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One C Battery, Two Double A's.
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"Hey, great ab!"
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"Why would He take someone so toned?"
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"Larry never gains an ounce!"
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"As a species we're endangered. As an individual I'm in great shape."
"Tonight—just for a change—let's see if we can get through dinner without eating anything at all."
"We got him onto an exercise bike, but I'm afraid it was too late."
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"Frankly, counselor, I don't care how stressful this is for your client—tell him to get out of that damn yoga position."
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"Do you want that with or without angioplasty?"
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The Couple Who Didn't Come Down With The Flu
"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."
"He looks very promising—but let's see how he does on the written test."
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"But I take it a canoe trip along the lower Amazon does not appeal."
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Thinner Thighs in 30 Days
"Have you been putting on weight?"
"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."
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