Fitness Cartoons

Psychiatry in the Park

"I'm starting to see some real definition in my abs."

"I think Brad would've wanted us to do some lunges."

"But enough about my body. Let's talk about your body."

"Uh-oh, your coverage doesn't seem to include illness."

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

Too many coxes.

"Still on your left."

Olympic Warm Up

One C Battery, Two Double A's.

"Hey, great ab!"

"Why would He take someone so toned?"

"Larry never gains an ounce!"

"As a species we're endangered. As an individual I'm in great shape."

"Tonight—just for a change—let's see if we can get through dinner without eating anything at all."

"We got him onto an exercise bike, but I'm afraid it was too late."

"Frankly, counselor, I don't care how stressful this is for your client—tell him to get out of that damn yoga position."

"Do you want that with or without angioplasty?"

The Couple Who Didn't Come Down With The Flu

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

"He looks very promising—but let's see how he does on the written test."

"But I take it a canoe trip along the lower Amazon does not appeal."

Thinner Thighs in 30 Days

"Have you been putting on weight?"

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."