Flat Cartoons

"As president of the tenants' association, I have to inform you that our list of grievances has been eaten."

Hamlet's Duplex

"Location, location, location."

"When we moved back into the city, we decided to keep the car."

"Six months from now, some Harvard guy will be standing here looking out this window."

"It's the co-op board!"

Piano-Tuning Bar

"The microwave is smart, but the refrigerator is woke."

"I adore it. It's so near Schrafft's."

"It's fine - you know, it's a moon."

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"We're thinking about getting a little pied-a-terre in hell."

"I see the empty nest as a place where an apartment can finally grow up."

"Oh, Lord! Now we're getting resumes along with the Chinese menus."

"Can't you just see us sitting here every morning with our coffee, gazing out the window and worrying about how to pay the mortgage?"

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Would you like me to show you around my apartment and tell you how much I paid for everything?"

Radiator Cookery

"What say you just buzz me in tonight, honey?"

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"Hey—nice place!"

Floor Plan of Studio Apartment 8-B.

"Now that the children are gone, I'm leasing twenty-seven hundred square feet for immediate occupancy, warehousing several luxury units, and aiming for complete co-op conversion by early September."

"We keep this section closed off."

"We could move to Brooklyn, or we could live in a tent."