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Flattery Cartoons
Flattery cartoon 1 of 45
"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."
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writer, writers, writing, author, authors, book, books, novel, novels, literature, publisher, publishers, publishing, editor, editors, publishing company, publishing companies, publishing house, publishing industry, literary agent, literary agents, public, pressure, internal motivation, student, students, college, college, college student, university, universities, essay, essays, paper, papers, dating, date, dates, stress, stressful, education, higher education, academia, academics, pretentious, flattery, pompousFlattery cartoon 2 of 45
"My greatest asset is my ability to tell you exactly what you want to hear."
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businessman, businessmen, businesswoman, businesswomen, office, offices, office life, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, job, jobs, hiring, strength, strengths, asset, assets, ability, abilities, talent, talents, skill, skills, flattery, sycophancy, corporate cultureFlattery cartoon 3 of 45
"Oh, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, sir."
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, conversation, conversations, laugh, laughing, laughter, fake laugh, fake laughter, hierarchy, insincere, forced laugh, forced laughter, sycophant, sycophants, flatteryFlattery cartoon 4 of 45
"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."
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relationship, relationships, dating, date, dates, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, flattery, shooting gallery, shooting galleries, shooting range, shooting ranges, weapon, weapons, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, shooting, target, targets, firing range, firing ranges, compliment, compliments, complimenting, hobby, hobbies, sport, sports, target practiceFlattery cartoon 5 of 45
"I love your body - where did you get it?"
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women, woman, fashion, style, body image, beauty, physical beauty, self-esteem, body, bodies, in shape, fit, physically fit, compliment, compliments, complimenting, flattery, health, attractive, attractiveness, aesthetic, plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeon, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgeons, cosmetic surgeons, nature, natural, natural beautyFlattery cartoon 6 of 45
"I'm serious-you could really pursue this as an embarrassing hobby."
Flattery cartoon 7 of 45
"You have a wonderful body."
Flattery cartoon 8 of 45
"No, you can't be be me, but I'm flattered you asked."
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executive, executives, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, privilege, privileges, privileged, silver spoon, flattered, flattery, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchy, office hierarchies, hopeless, hopelessnessFlattery cartoon 9 of 45
"I love the way you use your bulk."
Flattery cartoon 10 of 45
"Before we begin today, may I say that both my client and I were astonished that Your Honor was not nominated for the Supreme Court?"
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, flattery, buttering up, influencing, manipulating, corruption, corrupt, unethical, ethics, impartiality, politics, government, governments, supreme court of the united states, scotus, supreme court, supreme court justice, supreme court justices, nomination, nominated, surprisedFlattery cartoon 11 of 45
"You have written more than a book, Ms. McBean- you have written a franchise."
Flattery cartoon 12 of 45
"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, waiter, waiters, server, servers, customer, customers, guest, guests, patron, patrons, service, food, meal, meals, care for, recommend, recommendation, recommendations, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, expensive, cost, costs, rich, wealthy, charm, flatter, flattery, monsieur, customer serviceFlattery cartoon 13 of 45
"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."
Flattery cartoon 14 of 45
"Arachnophunnies"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, arachnid, arachnids, spider, spiders, strand, strands, silk, web, webs, spiderweb, spiderwebs, relationship, relationships, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, picking up, flattery, wordplay, word play, pun, punsFlattery cartoon 15 of 45
Flattery Getting Someone Somewhere
Flattery cartoon 16 of 45
"Love your jeans."
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wild west, old west, western, westerns, rural, mid-west, midwest, regional, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cow, cows, cattle, livestock, horse, horses, cowboy, cowboys, cattle drive, cattle drives, ranch, ranches, ranch life, rancher, ranchers, herding cattle, jeans, denim jeans, pants, trousers, fashion, clothing, clothes, men's clothing, men's clothes, men's fashion, menswear, compliment, compliments, complimenting, flattery, film, films, men, manFlattery cartoon 17 of 45
"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."
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waiter, waiters, waitstaff, waiting staff, eating out, dining out, customer service, restaurant, friendship, friendships, context, tip, tips, good service, good customer service, catering, hospitality, hospitality industry, flatter, flattery, flattering, two faced, two-faced, fake, building rapport, rapport, customer rapportFlattery cartoon 18 of 45
"You have nice legs."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, insect, insects, bug, bugs, worm, worms, centipede, centipede, millipede, millipedes, leg, legs, compliment, compliments, complimenting, flattery, nice legs, beautyFlattery cartoon 19 of 45
"Your Honor, has anyone ever told you what a wry, sensuous mouth you have?"
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, client, clients, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, flattery, compliment, compliments, complimenting, mouth, lips, flatteringFlattery cartoon 20 of 45
"I never think of you, as, like, old, Jack. I think of you as, like, retro."
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modern, modernity, modernize, modern world, modern life, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, mid life, midlife, mid-life, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, retro, out of fashion, old, older, age, ageing, aged, growing old, getting old, mutton dressed as lamb, euphemisms, implied, implication, flatter, flattery, golddigger, gold-digger, taking advantage, club, clubs, clubbing, date, dates, dated, word play, play on words, word-playFlattery cartoon 21 of 45
"Don't get your hopes up, honey. I call everybody 'honey.'"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, honey, nickname, nicknames, pick-up, pick-ups, pickup, pickups, pick up, pick ups, picking up, flattery, flattering, hoping, don't get your hopes up, unromantic, friendzoned, friendzoneFlattery cartoon 22 of 45
“Yes, sir, Ira, considering that you share eight percent of your genes with the common flatworm, you’ve done all right.”
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yacht, yachts, yachting, boat, boats, out at sea, sailing, fishing boat, fishing boats, wealth, wealthy, rich, riches, class, class difference, upper class, kissing up, kiss up, suck up, suck ups, flatter, flattery, sycophant, sycophants, flatterer, new money, new wealth, the one percent, the 1%, upper class, genetics, gene, genes, genetic codes, genetic code, evolution, evolve, evolved, flat worm, flat worms, backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments, left-handed compliment, left-handed compliments, asteism, asteisms, condescension, condescend, investor, investorsFlattery cartoon 23 of 45
"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."
Flattery cartoon 24 of 45
"You look like hell!"
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underworld, hell, devil, devils, demon, demons, hades, lucifer, satan, compliment, compliments, complimenting, negging, relationship, relationships, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, flattery, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up linesFlattery cartoon 25 of 45
"I'd just like to say that whenever I've needed a policeman I've been able to find one."
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police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, policeman, policemen, traffic cop, traffic cops, state trooper, state troopers, pulled over, traffic stop, traffic stops, traffic ticket, traffic tickets, traffic fine, traffic fines, flattery, buttering up, sweet-talking, breaking the law, transportation, driver, drivers, drivingMore cartoons with the keyword 'flattery'