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"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."
"You ever have flying dreams?"
"Don't let anyone call you a flightless bird. We're birds who choose to waddle."
Penguins at a zoo stare at a floating penguin-shaped helium balloon held by a child.
Boy trying to teach penguins to fly
(Pickup trucks, whiskey, hangovers, wild women, what are these things....?)
An upset looking penguin watches a flying fish fly past him.
"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."
"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."
A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.
"Is my breath fishy?"
"Do as I say, not as I dodo."