Flights Cartoons

Flights Cartoons

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"Ladies and gentlemen, is there a bankruptcy attorney on board?"

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"I got my ticket for three dollars over the Internet. Are you going to eat that salmon?"

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"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

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"This is coach class. Let's lose the smile."

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Further Cutbacks

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"My entire vision for the future passed before my eyes."

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"Isn't that other plane awfully close?"

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Superhero leaves his pants behind.

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"It says the cost of the flight went up because we acknowledged its existence."

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"What are the odds? A therapist and his star patient seated next to each other on a fourteen-hour flight? It's like we both just won the lottery!"

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"How about air-quality canaries on every flight?"

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"Bigelow, let's try and set this thing down just once without saying 'Oopsy-daisy.' "

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A man is set free from a cage, flies around and then returns.

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Disabled Parking for Planes

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Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

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"It's my first time up!"

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"Ideally, you want the dough to rise to about thirty-five thousand feet."

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A passenger on a plane watches as a truck labeled "Lostluggage.com" drives away from the plane he is on.

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"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

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"I'm in the air right now - let me call you back after I land."

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"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

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"Thank you for respecting my no-fly zone"

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"Hell: The Airport"

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"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

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"Think of this as a 'Be here now' exercise."

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