Flirt Cartoons

"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."

Effective Catcalls

"Susan Faludi would like to buy you a brewski."

"This is Larry. If I were Matt Damon, he'd be Ben Affleck."

"I'm already seeing an anthropologist."

"Just say Stamboat Bluffs Oktoberfest, 1953. He'll know who it is."

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

"The entire time you were talking to Marissa you had a piece of spinach between your teeth."

"Actually, Claudine, I like you very much—probably more than any other woman I've known."

"Now, don't go calling the sex police, or anything, but I think you're swell."

"If you quote Rilke again, I'm just going to have to take my bra off!"

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."

"Woof, woof, to coin a phrase."

"I spend most of my time fund-raising."

"Want to skip lunch and cruise Canal for a pair of piano movers?"

"So, is this a date with destiny?"

"So you're the little lady who invented the wheel. Do tell me more."

"I don't have all night, Miss. Are you going to push that button or what?"

A turkey displays a deck of cards.

"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"

"I don't know—somehow, when John Travolta says 'Look at me,' it's different."

"Do you mind if I sit down? I often feel weak in the presence of great art."

"C'mon, Sugar, take a walk on the mild side."

"There's a twenty in it for you if you just keep moving."