Flirtations Cartoons

Effective Catcalls

"You've marked me as this night's prey, haven't you, Miss?"

"I'm already seeing an anthropologist."

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

"The entire time you were talking to Marissa you had a piece of spinach between your teeth."

"Actually, Claudine, I like you very much—probably more than any other woman I've known."

"Now, don't go calling the sex police, or anything, but I think you're swell."

"If you quote Rilke again, I'm just going to have to take my bra off!"

"Is this business or pleasure?"

"Woof, woof, to coin a phrase."

"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"

"Do you mind if I sit down? I often feel weak in the presence of great art."

"There's a twenty in it for you if you just keep moving."

"Cigarettes used to be a pretty good prop, but they don't seem to work for me anymore."

"Well, enough of the coy sexual byplay Bobby. I've got to dive back into the data stream."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"How about that! We're both carrying the same de-luxe executive personal-management portfolio."

"Would it disturb you if I sang?"

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"I just don't need any more bald friends right now."

"I'm not as old or as young as you think I am."

"Just waiting for Icarus to fall. And you?"

"You've got a green light - use it!"

"Wanna do lunch?"

"A pillar of salt? Why, you poor, poor man."