Flirts Cartoons

"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."

Effective Catcalls

"I'm already seeing an anthropologist."

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

"The entire time you were talking to Marissa you had a piece of spinach between your teeth."

"Actually, Claudine, I like you very much—probably more than any other woman I've known."

"Now, don't go calling the sex police, or anything, but I think you're swell."

"If you quote Rilke again, I'm just going to have to take my bra off!"

"Woof, woof, to coin a phrase."

"I spend most of my time fund-raising."

"So, is this a date with destiny?"

A turkey displays a deck of cards.

"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"

"Do you mind if I sit down? I often feel weak in the presence of great art."

"C'mon, Sugar, take a walk on the mild side."

"There's a twenty in it for you if you just keep moving."

"You play the castanets very well."

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

"Cigarettes used to be a pretty good prop, but they don't seem to work for me anymore."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Oh, it's feeding time in Egoville?"

The Dreadlock Comb-over's one-night beta test.

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"I just don't need any more bald friends right now."

"I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I saw you jacket."