"Have you been putting on weight?"
Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.
Tags:sir isaac newton, newton's law, newton's laws of motion, gravity, gravitational pull, float, floating, mathematician, math, mathematics, maths, apple, apples, apple tree, apple trees, tree, trees, science, scientist, scientists, friend, friends, ridicule, ridiculed, poking fun, teasing, discovery, discoveries, discovered, theory, theories
"Did you pay the gravity bill?"
"It's your mother. She's floated back."
Tags:mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, ice flow, ice flows, ice floe, ice floes, eskimos, inuit, inuits, yupik, yupiks, mother in law, mothers in law, float, floats, float away, floats away, floating away, exile, exiles, exiled, sent away, die, dies, dying, death, deaths, in-law, in-laws, return, returns, returning
"Sorry, still rerouting."
Tags:gps, parade, parades, carnival, carnivals, mistake, mistakes, reroute, rerouting, funeral, funerals, coffin, coffins, modern life, modern times, modern technology, modern technologies, funeral bearer, funeral bearers, undertaker, undertakers, funeral director, funeral directors, dark humour, black humour, float, floats, carnival float, carnival floats
A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.
Tags:gondolier, gondoliers, venice, beach, beaches, float, floats, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, gondola, gondola, venetian, venetians, boat, boats, venetian boatman, venetian boatmen, rowing, rower, rowers, canal, canals, inner tube, inner tubes, flotation device, flotation devices, italy, italian, italians
"The street's lower than the sidewalk, dear."
Tags:walk, walks, walking, pedestrian, pedestrians, laws of physics, cartoons, cartoon physics, look down, looks down, looking down, sidewalk, sidewalks, pavement, pavements, street, streets, fall, falls, falling, fall down, falls down, falling down, float, floats, floating, hover, hovers, hovering, dawning realization, dawning realizations, defy gravity, defying gravity, gravity
"It's O.K., he's on a break."
Tags:offices, office job, office jobs, office work, break, breaks, break time, office hours, office time, on the clock, lazy, laziness, skive, skiving, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, float, floating, fly, flying, priorities, wrong priorities, bad priorities, rat race, the rat race, modern life, modern expectations
"If she floats, she's a witch. If she sinks, maybe she had a point about women's rights."
Tags:dunking chair, dunking chairs, cucking stool, cucking stools, ducking stool, ducking stools, ducking chair, ducking chairs, cucking chair, cucking chairs, witch, witches, witchcraft, womens rights, women's rights, feminism, feminist, feminists, accusation, accusations, float, floats, female rights, gender inequality
"Uh-oh. Not a good start to the holiday shopping season."
Tags:shop, shopping, shopper, shoppers, shopping season, shopping seasons, retailers, parade, parades, float, floats, balloon, balloons, omen, omens, bad omen, bad omens, city, cities, thanksgiving, crash, crashes, deflate, deflated, deflating, collapse, collapsed, parade balloon, parade balloons, consumerism, advertise, advertising, consumer, consumers
'Laugh as Some Might, Carl's Inflatable Tie Kept Him Afloat Until Help Arrived.'
Tags:rescue, rescued, rescuer, inflated, inflate, blow up, inflatable tie, float, floating, flotation, flotation device, ocean, oceans, ocean liner, cruise liner, cruise, cruise ship, fashion, fashions, fashionable, fashion faux pas, novel, novelty, novelty tie, novelty ties, novelties, invent, invention, sea, lost at sea, sink, sank, sunk, accident
Around the World By Balloon.
Tags:around the world, traveller, travellers, explorer, explorers, balloon, balloons, balloon travel, yikes, speech bubble, speech bubbles, speech balloon, speech balloons, though bubble, thought bubbles, thought balloon, though balloons, aeronautics, hot air balloon, hot air balloons, unpowered aerostat, unpowered aerostats, float, floating, scared, scary
"Don't you dare float your head to the ceiling while I'm talking to you!"
"I have this crazy dream in which I'm the star of the Thanksgiving Day Parade."
"Either Those Ducks are Dead Or We're Standing Upside Down In A Lake."
Flotation Device on the Phone
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, phone call, phone calls, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, smartpphones, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, beach, beaches, inflatables, float, floats, flotation device, flotation devices, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, summer vacation, summer vacations
"Congratulations, General. The anti-missile system wasn't fooled by the decoy balloon."
Tags:decoy, decoys, parade, parades, float, floats, defense, defense industry, distraction, distractions, distract, distracts, distracting, balloon, balloons, thanksgiving, army, navy, strategy, strategies, military strategy, military strategies, fool, fools, fooling, deceive, deceives, deceiving, deception, deceptions
"Mom! Dad! Do something!"
Tags:pool, pools, pool toy, pool toys, float, floats, floating device, floating devices, raft, rafts, floatie, floaties, animal, animals, talking animals, talking animal, captured, capture, hunt, hunted, hunting, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, dad, dads, father, fathers, mother, mothers
"Actually, I Think you're full of hot air and Helium."
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, hot air, helium, float, floating, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, disagree, disagreeing, disagreement, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchy, office hierarchies, employee, employees, bad employee, bad employees
Graduation Day At Telekinesis School
Tags:telekinesis, telekinetic, psychic, psychics, psychic power, psychic powers, supernatural, super natural, graduate, graduation, congrats, congratulate, congratulations, college, college grad, grad school, university, university, cap, cap and gown, throw the cap, in the air, air, floating, float, floats, visual gag, image gag, visual joke, play on words, word play, word-play, medium, graduation day, graduation ceremony, graduation ceremonies
A shipwrecked man holds on to a floating ship in a bottle
Isolation tank in a shipwreck.
Tags:ship, ships, sink, sinks, sinking, tank, tanks, isolation tank, isolation tanks, sensory deprivation, sensory deprivation tank, sensory deprivation tanks, float, floats, floating, save, saved, saving, island, islands, desert, island, desert islands, survivor, survivors, escape, escaped, escaping, float, floats, floating, float tank, float tanks
Bowling pins in a swimming pool.