"Still, he's a vice-president and you're not."
"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."
Clown with a balloon animal as a pet
"Have you been putting on weight?"
"This is a business, Harris, no place for magical thinking."
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"Fetching faster than a speeding bullet is still fetching."
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"I wish you'd do something about the moat."
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"Look, it's no problem. Just tell me which Mr. Kessler you had an appointment with."
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"O.K., that's pretty cool. Who's doing that?"
Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.
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"Did you pay the gravity bill?"
Message in a bottle being read by a fish
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"The street's lower than the sidewalk, dear."
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"I hate it when they do this."
A man talking on a phone while floating through the air using his speech bubble.
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Finally, some cereal with real get-up-and-go!
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"It's O.K., he's on a break."
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THE DUMPLING BATHS OF SZECHWAN PROVINCE.
"The National Basketball Association is here to see you, sir."
Penguins at a zoo stare at a floating penguin-shaped helium balloon held by a child.
"Are you familiar with the poetry of John Donne?"
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Two parents rush to rescue their kids from a New Jersey shaped ice floe.
'Laugh as Some Might, Carl's Inflatable Tie Kept Him Afloat Until Help Arrived.'
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