"Someday, son, this will all be yours—and underwater."
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"Gentlemen, it's time we gave some serious thought to the effects of global warming."
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Water-main break - "Very serious." - The Times
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"Let's not panic till we know whether it's coming in or going out."
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"Turn off the water, hon. I can't keep sandbagging forever."
"Well, we needed the rain."
"We're waiting for the land to slide before we actually build on it."
"I knew the woodpeckers were a mistake."
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"I say we throw the damn things overboard."
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"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."
Tips for boy with his finger in the Dike
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New York Gondolier
"And this time--no ark!"
A long line of animals wait for a pair of snails to slowly board Noah's Ark.
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"If they want us to take these storms seriously, they have to start giving them scarier names."
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"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."
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Broken Beaver Dam
"Instead of doing jail time, I'm performing eighteen hundred hours of community service."
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"Fredric W. Desbrow & Son, plumbers."
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Leaking washing machine.
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"If you don' t like New York Weather, wait twenty years till it's all underwater."
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Sea Levels Rising
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"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"
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Polar Bear arrives at house
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