"Someday, son, this will all be yours—and underwater."
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"Gentlemen, it's time we gave some serious thought to the effects of global warming."
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Noah's Ark Paper Airplane
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Water-main break - "Very serious." - The Times
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"Let's not panic till we know whether it's coming in or going out."
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"Well, we needed the rain."
"We're waiting for the land to slide before we actually build on it."
"I knew the woodpeckers were a mistake."
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"Bad news - the unicorns are gay."
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"I say we throw the damn things overboard."
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"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."
New York Gondolier
"And this time--no ark!"
"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."
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"Fredric W. Desbrow & Son, plumbers."
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Leaking washing machine.
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"If you don' t like New York Weather, wait twenty years till it's all underwater."
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"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"
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"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."
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"Hello yes, I placed an order on seamless and it's been nearly an hour."
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A Hole in the Dike
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"You and your 'Go with the flow.'"
A man walking down the street notices water leaking out from under a door, and then sees a boat on the water on the horizon through the display window.
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