Rejected State Flowers
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state flower, state flowers, flower, flowers, state identity, state identities, floral emblem, floral emblems, flower emblem, flower emblems, plant, plants, venus fly trap, local flora, flora, plant life, plant-life, specialty flower, rejection, rejections, state, states, state emblem, state emblemsHappy Hour at the Stamen & Pistil
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flower, flowers, florist, florists, botanist, botanists, botany, entomologist, entomologists, entomology, bar, pub, stamen, pistil, flower anatomy, biologist, biologists, biology, teacher, teachers, teaching, happy hour, happy hours, meat market, meat markets, bars, pubs"It's been weeks since you brought me exculpatory lilies."
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flower, flowers, gift, gifts, guilt, guilty, guilty conscience, guilty consciences, cheat, cheats, cheating, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, spouse, spouses, unfaithfulness, lilies, lily, florist, florists, motivation, motivations, motivate, motivates, motivating, vase, vases, apology, apologies, apologize, apologizes, apologizing, apologise, apologises, apologising, problem, problems"What sort of flowers say, 'I promise to obey the restraining order'?"
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stalker, stalk, stalks, stalking, restraining order, restraining orders, harassment, harassments, harassing, flower, flowers, inappropriate, inappropriate behaviour, inappropriate behavior, florist, florists, pest, ex-boyfriends, ex boyfriend, ex boyfriends, ex girlfriend, ex girlfriends, ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriends"What the hell do you want? You know this is my busiest day, Mother!"
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florist, florists, flower shop, flower shops, flower store, flower stores, flower, flowers, plant, plants, mother's day, holiday, holidays, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, adult kids, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, busy, too busy, busiest day, angry, anger, upset, distracting, frustrated, relationship, relationships, son, sonsSpanish Moss is a soft,silver-gray tropical epiphyte that uses tree limbs for mechanical support.
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spanish moss, airport, airports, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, donations, donate, fundraiser, fundraisers, ridiculous, travel, travelling, epiphytes, epiphyte, plant, plants, flower, flowers, moss, tropical, charity, charities, sign, signs, informational sign"I need something that says, 'I'm sorry about that thing I said that caused you to totally overreact.' "
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apology, apologies, spat, spats, row, rows, fall out, falling out, florist, florists, flower, flowers, bouquet, bouquets, argument, arguments, argue, argues, arguing, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriages, overreact, overreaction, self-righteous, self-righteousness, outraged, indignantSunflowers wearing sunglasses
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plant, plants, flower, flowers, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, sunflower, sunflowers, sunglasses, sunglasses, eye protection, fashion, style, photosynthesis, botany, botanist, botanists, biology, science, nature, visual gag, visual gags, visual joke, visual jokes, word play, wordplayThe Last Days of a Hydrangea
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hydrangea, hydrangeas, flower, flowers, horticulture, stages of grief, grief, gardening, gardener, five stages of grief, denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance, accept, accepting, denying, angry, angers, bargains, depressed, plant, plants, planting, grieving, minor, insignificant, over the top, ott, overreaction, over reaction, overreact, over react"Waitress's Day Off""
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restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, server, servers, customer service, service, day-off, days-off, day off, days, off, break, breaks, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, housework, household chore, household chores, chore, chores, plant, plants, flower, flowers, houseplant, houseplants, watering, gardening, habit, habits, habitual, unbreakable habit, unbreakable habits, talking to plants"Could I get a single perfect olive branch?"
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metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, symbol, symbols, symbolism, symbolic, symbolically, flower, flowers, florist, florists, peace, peaceful, peace treaty, extend, olive branch, branch, perfect olive branch, sign, a sign, break up, break ups, argue, arguing, argument, married life, marriage, reconciliation, reconcile, reconciles, reconciled, couple, couples, word play, play on words, word-play, referential, reference"I'm empowered . . . . I'm unempowered . . . . I'm empowered . . . ."
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flower, flowers, petal, petals, he loves me, he loves me not, empowered, empowerment, women's empowerment, women, woman, women's rights, equal rights, equality, feminism, feminist, feminists, girl, girls, females, female empowerment, women's movement, feminist movement, liberation, liberate, women's liberation, social equality, social issues"Here's Pollen!"
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horror, thriller, horror movie, horror movies, horror film, horror films, thrillers, movie, movies, film, films, scary, terrifying, afraid, scared, screaming, pollen, flower, flowers, plant, plants, spring, springtime, summer, summertime, allergy, allergies, allergic, hayfever, hay fever, hay-fever, suffering, allergic to pollen, pollen allergy, surprise, medical, medicine, season, seasons, seasonal allergy, seasonal allergies"Johnson, look at the lilies of the field. They neither spin nor toil. Fire them."
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lilies of the field, businessman, businessmen, fire, fires, firing, firings, flower, flowers, stop, stops, stopping, stop to smell the flowers, limo, limos, limousine, limousines, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, profit, profits, profit motive, profit motives, bottom line, bottom lines, toil, toils, bible verse, bible verses, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, elitism, appreciate life, appreciates life, appreciating life, executive, executives, business executive, business executives"I just finished it. It's yours for three dollars and fifty cents."
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art, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, famous artist, famous artists, famous painting, famous paintings, money, price, cheap, sale, good deal, good deals, copy, copies, forgery, forgeries, forger, forgers, vincent van gogh, van gogh, sunflowers, flowers, flower"It's inoperable and perennial."
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diagnosis, perennial, perennials, flower, flowers, long lasting, long living, plant, plants, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, play on words, word play, wordplay"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?"
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relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, married life, marriage, marriages, dating, apologising, apologizing, saying sorry, sorry, wrongdoing, admit, admiting, admitting wrongdoing, guilt, guilty, feeling guilt, feeling guilty, apology, apologies, self-righteous, husband, husbands, boyfriend, boyfriends, men, man, stereotype, stereotypes, flower shop, flower shops, floral shop, floral shops, florist, florists, flower, flowers, bouquet, bouquets, buying flowers, clerk, clerks, shopkeeper, shopkeepers, customer service"Welcome to the big leagues."
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pitch, pitches, pitching, pitcher, pitchers, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, flower, welcome, welcomes, welcoming, welcome ceremony, welcome ceremonies, better world, better worlds, superior, superiority, greet, greets, greeting, flower ceremony, flower ceremonies, kind, kindness, nice guy, nice guys, decent, decency