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Flower Cartoons
Flower cartoon 1 of 103
"I want some flowers that say 'Here, have some friggin' flowers.'"
Flower cartoon 2 of 103
Rejected State Flowers
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state flower, state flowers, flower, flowers, state identity, state identities, floral emblem, floral emblems, flower emblem, flower emblems, plant, plants, venus fly trap, local flora, flora, plant life, plant-life, specialty flower, rejection, rejections, state, states, state emblem, state emblemsFlower cartoon 3 of 103
"I'm allergic to the sun."
Flower cartoon 4 of 103
Happy Hour at the Stamen & Pistil
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flower, flowers, florist, florists, botanist, botanists, botany, entomologist, entomologists, entomology, bar, pub, stamen, pistil, flower anatomy, biologist, biologists, biology, teacher, teachers, teaching, happy hour, happy hours, meat market, meat markets, bars, pubsFlower cartoon 5 of 103
"It's been weeks since you brought me exculpatory lilies."
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flower, flowers, gift, gifts, guilt, guilty, guilty conscience, guilty consciences, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, spouse, spouses, unfaithfulness, lilies, lily, florist, florists, motivation, motivations, motivate, motivates, motivating, vase, vases, apology, apologies, apologize, apologizes, apologizing, apologise, apologises, apologising, problem, problemsFlower cartoon 6 of 103
"What sort of flowers say, 'I promise to obey the restraining order'?"
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stalker, stalk, stalks, stalking, restraining order, restraining orders, harassment, harassments, harassing, flower, flowers, inappropriate, inappropriate behaviour, inappropriate behavior, florist, florists, pest, ex-boyfriends, ex boyfriend, ex boyfriends, ex girlfriend, ex girlfriends, ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriendsFlower cartoon 7 of 103
"What the hell do you want? You know this is my busiest day, Mother!"
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florist, florists, flower shop, flower shops, flower store, flower stores, flower, flowers, plant, plants, mother's day, holiday, holidays, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, adult kids, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, busy, too busy, busiest day, angry, anger, upset, distracting, frustrated, relationship, relationships, son, sonsFlower cartoon 8 of 103
Spanish Moss is a soft,silver-gray tropical epiphyte that uses tree limbs for mechanical support.
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spanish moss, airport, airports, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, donations, donate, fundraiser, fundraisers, ridiculous, travel, travelling, epiphytes, epiphyte, plant, plants, flower, flowers, moss, tropical, charity, charities, sign, signs, informational signFlower cartoon 9 of 103
"I met Leo in San Francisco in 1967. He had flowers in his hair."
Flower cartoon 10 of 103
"I need something that says, 'I'm sorry about that thing I said that caused you to totally overreact.' "
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apology, apologies, spat, spats, row, rows, fall out, falling out, florist, florists, flower, flowers, bouquet, bouquets, argument, arguments, argue, argues, arguing, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriages, overreact, overreaction, self-righteous, self-righteousness, outraged, indignantFlower cartoon 11 of 103
Sunflowers wearing sunglasses
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plant, plants, flower, flowers, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, sunflower, sunflowers, sunglasses, sunglasses, eye protection, fashion, style, photosynthesis, botany, botanist, botanists, biology, science, nature, visual gag, visual gags, visual joke, visual jokes, word play, wordplayFlower cartoon 12 of 103
"Sometimes you just have to stop and b***h about the roses."
Flower cartoon 13 of 103
The Last Days of a Hydrangea
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hydrangea, hydrangeas, flower, flowers, horticulture, stages of grief, grief, gardening, gardener, five stages of grief, denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance, accept, accepting, denying, angry, angers, bargains, depressed, plant, plants, planting, grieving, minor, insignificant, over the top, ott, overreaction, over reaction, overreact, over reactFlower cartoon 14 of 103
"Waitress's Day Off""
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restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, server, servers, customer service, service, day-off, days-off, day off, days, off, break, breaks, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, housework, household chore, household chores, chore, chores, plant, plants, flower, flowers, houseplant, houseplants, watering, gardening, habit, habits, habitual, unbreakable habit, unbreakable habits, talking to plantsFlower cartoon 15 of 103
"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"
Flower cartoon 16 of 103
"Could I get a single perfect olive branch?"
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metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, symbol, symbols, symbolism, symbolic, symbolically, flower, flowers, florist, florists, peace, peaceful, peace treaty, extend, olive branch, branch, perfect olive branch, sign, a sign, break up, break ups, argue, arguing, argument, married life, marriage, reconciliation, reconcile, reconciles, reconciled, couple, couples, word play, play on words, word-play, referential, referenceFlower cartoon 17 of 103
"I'm empowered . . . . I'm unempowered . . . . I'm empowered . . . ."
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flower, flowers, petal, petals, he loves me, he loves me not, empowered, empowerment, women's empowerment, women, woman, women's rights, equal rights, equality, feminism, feminist, feminists, girl, girls, females, female empowerment, women's movement, feminist movement, liberation, liberate, women's liberation, social equality, social issuesFlower cartoon 18 of 103
"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."
Flower cartoon 19 of 103
"Here's Pollen!"
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horror, thriller, horror movie, horror movies, horror film, horror films, thrillers, movie, movies, film, films, scary, terrifying, afraid, scared, screaming, pollen, flower, flowers, plant, plants, spring, springtime, summer, summertime, allergy, allergies, allergic, hayfever, hay fever, hay-fever, suffering, allergic to pollen, pollen allergy, surprise, medical, medicine, season, seasons, seasonal allergy, seasonal allergiesFlower cartoon 20 of 103
"Johnson, look at the lilies of the field. They neither spin nor toil. Fire them."
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lilies of the field, businessman, businessmen, fire, fires, firing, firings, flower, flowers, stop, stops, stopping, stop to smell the flowers, limo, limos, limousine, limousines, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, profit, profits, profit motive, profit motives, bottom line, bottom lines, toil, toils, bible verse, bible verses, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, elitism, appreciate life, appreciates life, appreciating life, executive, executives, business executive, business executivesFlower cartoon 21 of 103
"I just finished it. It's yours for three dollars and fifty cents."
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art, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, famous artist, famous artists, famous painting, famous paintings, money, price, cheap, sale, good deal, good deals, copy, copies, forgery, forgeries, forger, forgers, vincent van gogh, van gogh, sunflowers, flowers, flowerFlower cartoon 22 of 103
"It's inoperable and perennial."
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diagnosis, perennial, perennials, flower, flowers, long lasting, long living, plant, plants, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, play on words, word play, wordplayFlower cartoon 23 of 103
"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?"
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relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, married life, marriage, marriages, dating, apologising, apologizing, saying sorry, sorry, wrongdoing, admit, admiting, admitting wrongdoing, guilt, guilty, feeling guilt, feeling guilty, apology, apologies, self-righteous, husband, husbands, boyfriend, boyfriends, men, man, stereotype, stereotypes, flower shop, flower shops, floral shop, floral shops, florist, florists, flower, flowers, bouquet, bouquets, buying flowers, clerk, clerks, shopkeeper, shopkeepers, customer serviceFlower cartoon 24 of 103
"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."
Flower cartoon 25 of 103
"Welcome to the big leagues."
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pitch, pitches, pitching, pitcher, pitchers, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, flower, welcome, welcomes, welcoming, welcome ceremony, welcome ceremonies, better world, better worlds, superior, superiority, greet, greets, greeting, flower ceremony, flower ceremonies, kind, kindness, nice guy, nice guys, decent, decencyMore cartoons with the keyword 'flower'