"I want some flowers that say 'Here, have some friggin' flowers.'"
Rejected State Flowers
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"I'm allergic to the sun."
Happy Hour at the Stamen & Pistil
"It's been weeks since you brought me exculpatory lilies."
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"Honey, I've got you some flowers to complain about."
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"What sort of flowers say, 'I promise to obey the restraining order'?"
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"Might I recommend the orange Crayola for the smaller flowers and the blue-green for the foliage."
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"What the hell do you want? You know this is my busiest day, Mother!"
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Spanish Moss is a soft,silver-gray tropical epiphyte that uses tree limbs for mechanical support.
"I met Leo in San Francisco in 1967. He had flowers in his hair."
"I need something that says, 'I'm sorry about that thing I said that caused you to totally overreact.' "
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Sunflowers wearing sunglasses
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"Sometimes you just have to stop and b***h about the roses."
The Last Days of a Hydrangea
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"Waitress's Day Off""
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"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"
"Could I get a single perfect olive branch?"
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"I'm empowered . . . . I'm unempowered . . . . I'm empowered . . . ."
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"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."
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"Johnson, look at the lilies of the field. They neither spin nor toil. Fire them."
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"I just finished it. It's yours for three dollars and fifty cents."
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"It's inoperable and perennial."
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"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?"
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