"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."
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The Couple Who Didn't Come Down With The Flu
"You appear to have caught that bug that's been going around my waiting room."
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"Polly wants a flu shot."
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"Happiness is not readily transmittable from bluebirds to humans."
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"I'll be O.K. It's just some damn virus I picked up from a computer."
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Survivors of Near-Flu Experiences
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Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity
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"I'm warning you, I have a cold!"
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"But I've got to move fast—I'm only a twenty-four-hour virus."
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Now landing at an airport near you.
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Catch of the Day: Flu, Strep Throat, Cold, Hepatitis
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"See? That's how it starts, with the sniffles."
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"You know, Burkhart, if you're so damn afraid of the flu maybe you should just stay home."
"The flu is coming! The flu is coming!"
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"Howard takes all the flu shots that other employees refuse to take."
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"Don't worry about it. It's probably just a head cold."
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"I huffed and I puffed and I blew their house down, and now my head's hot and I ache all over."
"Your entire family has the flu, and they won't be coming home for Christmas!"
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"He was weak with the flu to start with and then the initial shock of the new tax code did him in."
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"Want to score some flu shots.?"
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A convenient attack of swine flu...
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"We apologize – our normal sketch artist is out with the flu."
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"I don't shake hands during flu season. Just scan my QR code."