"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."
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evolution, evolve, evolves, evolving, flap, flaps, flapping, penguin, penguins, flightless bird, flightless birds, bird, birds, try, tries, trying, try hard, trying hard, antarctica, south pole, fly, flies, flying, hard work, value of hard workAirplane Seatbelts
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airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, jet, jets, air travel, plane travel, fly, flying, seatbelt, seatbelts, safety, health and safety, flight safety, airplane seatbelt, airplane seatbelts, aeroplane seatbelt, aeroplane seatbelts, safety demonstration, obvious, ignore, ignoring, ignorant, ignorance, naive, uninformed, disinterested, disinterest, state the obvious, safety demonstration, safety demo"I can tell already that it's going to be terrific."
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lion, lions, eating out, dining out, predator, predators, prey, carcass, carcasses, animal carcass, animal carcasses, hunter, hunters, hunting, rotting body, rotting bodies, rotting animal, rotting animal, fly, flies, good food, good restaurant, good restaurants, chef, chefs, good chef, good chefs, expectation, expectations, high expectationGotta Fly
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fish, fishes, bird, birds, aves, gotta swim, gotta fly, slogan, slogans, tshirt, tee, tees, tshirts, t shirt, t shirts, t-shirt, t-shirts, fashions, trend, trends, following trends, fish gotta swim bird gotta eat, fly, flies, insect, insects, prey, predator, eating, eat, swim, swimming, fly, flying, nature, instinct, instincts, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, word play"Up gets you nowhere."
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desert, deserts, lost, crawl, crawls, crawling, survive, survives, survival, surviving, escape, escapes, escaping, run away, runs away, running away, supernatural, overheat, overheats, overheating, flee, flees, flees, fleeing, supernatural, fly, flies, flying, magical realism, help, seek help, seeks help, seeking help"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."
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superhero, superheroes, super-hero, super-heroes, fly, flies, flying, flight, stranded, desert island, desert islands, marooned, maroon, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, clueless, out to lunch, space cadet, space cadets, memory, remember, remembers, common sense, no common sense, lack of common sense, superpower, superpowers, super power, super powers"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."
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plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, screen, screens, legroom, leg, legs, flight, flights, flying, fly, flies, hostess, air, air hostess, cramped, crowded, full, packed, space, no space, less space, economy, economical, economy class, film, in flight, in flight entertainment, in-flight, modern life, modern world, airline, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, travels, travelling"Washington, New York; New York, Boston; Boston, Washington. How was your day?"
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business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, businesspeople, businessperson, businesswoman, businesswomen, travel, travelling, corporate culture, corporate, travels, brag, bragging, insincere, work, working, jet, jetting, jet setting, fly, flying, flies, bragged, brags, boast, boasting, boasts, transportAirport Cheerleader
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cheerleader, cheerleaders, cheer, cheering, cheerleading, cheer squad, cheer team, cheerleading team, cheerleading squad, squad, sport, sports, pilot, pilots, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, fly, flying, landing, take off, airport, airports, queue, encouragement, encourage, encouraging, unnecessary, runway, aircraft, aircrafts, aircraft marshall, aircraft marshalling, signals, signal, direct, directing, directionsSupercat
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supercat, cat, cats, superhero, superheros, superheroic, nap, naps, napping, lazy, laziness, fly, flies, flying, superpower, superpowers, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, indifferent, indifference, comic book, hero, heroes, heroic, uncaring, care, cares, caring, considerate, consideration"How about air-quality canaries on every flight?"
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management, upper management, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, board, boardroom, chief exec, chief executive, chief executives, board member, bogus, idea, ideas, airline, airlines, airplane, plane, planes, airplanes, aeroplanes, aeroplane, fly, flying, flight, flights, canary, coal mine, canary in the coal mine, air quality, pollution, pollute, pollutants, useless, uselessness, irony, ironic, dramatic ironySuperstitions
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superstition, superstitions, superstitious, superhero, superheros, hero, heroes, superpower, superpowers, comic book, comic books, literature, literary, literacy, fly, flying, legend, legends, myth, mythsA superhero dog asks to be walked.
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superhero, superheroes, walk, walks, walkies, walking, walk the dog, walks the dog, walking the dog, fly, flies, flying, human flight, go out, goes out, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, dog person, dog people, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, beg, begs, begging, animal trainer, animal trainers, dog walker, dog walkers, dog trainer, dog trainers"I spy with my little eye—something on fire."
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i spy, ispy, travel, travels, travelling, travelled, transport, transported, fly, flying, flight, air, airline, airplane, plane, aeroplane, my little eye, eye, fire, plane crash, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parental, mom, mum, mother, mothers, precocious, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, tense, tensionPlane annoys penthouse apartment.
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noise, noisy, complain, complains, complaint, complaints, passive aggressive, pass agg, quiet, quiet down, neighbor, neighbour, neighbors, neighbours, apartment, apartments, above, fly, flying, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, broom, brooms, hit roof, roof, roofs, noise pollution, signal, signals, indicate, indicates, message, messages, be quiet, botcwab, ceiling, ceilings"All day, every day—'There's a goddam fly in here!' It's so hurtful."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, insect, insects, bug, bugs, pest, pests, fly, flies, stress, stressful, mental health, psychology, self-esteem, self-confidence, self-worth, self-respect, hurtful, hurt, past control, pest management, exterminator, exterminators, complaint, complaints, complaining, bullying, maltreatment, persecution, mistreated, persecuted"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."
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landing, landings, instruction, instructions, instructor, flight instructor, flight instructors, fly, flies, flying, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, pilot, pilots, pilot's license, pilots license, pilot's licence, pilots licnce, training wheels, new, newbie, newbies, learn, learns, learning, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachers"Let's try it. We won't tell them we're flies."
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fly, flies, roach, roaches, roach motel, roach motels, blend, blends, blend in, blends in, blending in, cockroach, cockroaches, trap, traps, trapping, pest, pests, exterminate, exterminates, exterminating, extermination, exterminations, road trip, road trips, fly, flies, housefly, houseflies, house fly, house flies"Chill out or go around me!"
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duck, ducks, goose, geese, formation, formations, fly, flies, flying, honk, honks, honking, road rage, migrate, migrates, migration, migrations, v formation, v formations, pass, passes, passing, motorway, motorways, freeway, freeways, aggressive driver, aggressive drivers, aggressive driving, driver, drivers, driving, frustration, frustrations, frustrating"Do you guys need a wacky, fun-loving jokester for your crew? I can make silly sounds."
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bird, birds, migration, migrating, geese, goose, toucan, toucans, personality, joke, jokes, silly, wacky, wacky, migrate, fly, flying, flock, flocks, congregation, flock of birds, joker, jokers, joking, fun, fun-loving, fun loving, friend, friends, making friends, making friend, making a friend, left out, crew, crews, group, groups, friendly, over friendly, over-friendly