Tags:space, space travel, astronaut, astronauts, space station, space stations, nowhere, middle of nowhere, takeaway menu, takeaway menues, takeaway leaflet, takeaway leaflets, flyer, flyers, ads, adverts, chinese takeaway, chinese carryout, carryout, carryouts, ubiquitous, ever present, omni-present, can't escape, junk mail
"Oh, Lord! Now we're getting resumes along with the Chinese menus."
Tags:business, businesses, small business, business owner, business owners, resumes, resume, cv, curriculum vitae, employment, employer, employers, employee, employees, unemployment, urban, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, chinese food, chinese food menu, menu, menus, food, foods, takeout, takeaway, delivery, restaurant, restaurants, fast food, marketing, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, mail, mailbox, junk mail, mailer, mailers, flyer, flyers, c/v, c/vs
Going to Hell?
Tags:hell, underworld, prepare, prepared, preparing, prepares, leaflet, leaflets, pamphlet, pamphlets, flyer, flyers, advice, advise, advising, advises, preparations, preparation, hells, devil, devils, afterlife, after-life, afterlives, after-lives, christianity, religion, relgions, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, agent, agents, travel agent, travel agents
Tags:baggage claim, baggage claims, baggage reclaim, baggage reclaims, luggage, luggage collection, baggage collection, reunion, reunions, reunited, materialism, materialistic, materializm, materialist, couple, couples, love, in love, lonely, loneliness, relief, relieved, waiting, patience, patient, greeting, greetings, air travel, flying, flyer, flyers, plane travel, airplane travel, airport, airports, aeroplane travel
A wise man on a mountain finds many flyers for a Chinese takeaway restaurant outside the entrance to his cave.
Tags:guru, gurus, wiseman, wisemen, wise man, wise men, sage, sages, food, restaurant, restaurants, takeaway, takeout, delivery, chinese food, chinese delivery, chinese takeaway, chinese takeout, ad, ads, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, marketing, spam, junk mail, mail, post, flyer, flyers
"If you want to find out more about my dull boring life check out my blog or my Facebook page or my Twitter page or the fliers I taped to lamp posts all over town."
Tags:social media, social network, social networks, social networking, profile, profiles, profile page, profile pages, blog, blogs, blogger, bloggers, blogging, personal information, private life, gossip, gossips, gossiping, colleague, colleagues, unpopular, popularity, flyer, flyers, flier, fliers, lonely, loneliness
"Be that way, Marilyn. You weren't sneering at me when I was managing your portfolio."
Tags:sneer, sneers, sneering, portfolio, portfolios, costume, costumes, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, fired, firing, firing, pizza, pizzas, mascot, mascots, costumed, recession, recessions, accountant, accountants, personal accountant, personal accountants, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, financial advisors, flyer, flyers, handout, handouts, snob, snobs, snobby, mascot, mascots, stock broker, stock brokers, broker, brokers, money manager, money managers
Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.
Tags:plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, air travel, flying, flyers, airplane safety, aeroplane safety, crash test, crash testing, crash dummy, crash dummies, crash testing dummy, crash testing dummies, crash test dummy, crash test dummies, plane crash, plane crashes, airplane crash, airplane crashes, jet, jets, realisation, trepidation, realization, realise, realize, passenger, passengers, commuter, commuters
"Coronary bypass! Upstairs! Third floor! Twelve hundred, firm! Check it out!"
Tags:consumerism, profiteer, profiteering, leaflet, leaflets, flyer, flyers, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, advert, adverts, ad, ads, commuting, commute, the commute, commuter, commuters, coronary bypass, coronary bypasses, operation, operations, heart surgery, heart surgery, inappropriate, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
We Are Now Accepting Menus
Tags:paper, papercuts, papercut, paper cuts, leaflet, leaflets, pamphlet, pamphlets, flyer, flyers, injure, injured, honest, honestly, honesty, hand out, hand-out, flyers, advert, advertising, adverts, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, annoying, annoys, annoyed, annoyance, irritate, irritating, pun, puns, cut out
The Scenic Route
Tags:billboard, bill board, bill-board, sign, signs, signage, poster, posters, flier, fliers, flyer, flyers, leaflet, leaflets, farm, farming, farmers, farmer, farms, rural, rural life, country side, countryside, life in the country, country living, spinach, cabbage, turnip, turnips, cabbages, produce, fresh produce, consumerism, consumer, consumerist, modern, modern life, capitalism, scenic, scenic route, eyesore, eye sore, eye-sore, ad, ads, advert, adverts, advertise, advertises, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, post no bills, environmental, environment, nature, natural landscape
"Is the flight completely full, extremely full, or very full."
"Excuse me, have you heard how great I am?"
Tags:god, gods, flyer, flyers, street, streets, preacher, preachers, street preacher, street preachers, religion, religions, religious, gospel, open-air preaching, public preaching, great, greatness, handout, handouts, leaflets, leaflet, advert, advertising, adverts, announce, announcement, poster, posters, sell, selling, advertisement, arrogant, arrogance, self-important, self important
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Urban Gorilla
Tags:leaflet, leaflets, leaflet distributor, leaflet distributors, leaflet distribution, soliciting, solicitation, no soliciting, demean, demeans, demeaning, demeaning job, demeaning jobs, brochure, brochures, brochure distribution, distribute, distributes, distributing, flyer, flyers, handout, handouts, mascot, mascots, corporate mascot, corporate mascots
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