"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"
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laptop, laptops, internet, social media, social networking, followers, following, likes, social network, online influencer, online influence, blogging, blog, blogger, vlog, blogs, vlogging, vlogger, vlogs, social media influencer, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, entitled, entitlement, millennial, millennials, technology, internet following, internet followers, online following, online followers, couch potato, couch potatoes, screen addict, computer addict"Notice anything different about me?"
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devil, satan, hell, devils, demons, evil, hellish, style, styles, fashion, fashion statement, stylish, beard, beards, goatee, mustaches, moustache, mustaches, moustaches, follower, followers, trend, trends, trending, trendsetter, trendsetting, fashionable, shaved, clean shaven, fresh faced, new look24-Hour Banking
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atm, automated teller machine, robot, robots, robotics, robotics engineer, robotics engineers, robotics engineering, engineer, engineers, bank, banks, banker, bankers, teller, tellers, cashpoint, cashpoints, atms, automated teller machines, cash machine, cash machines, stalker, follower, followers, night, night time, creepy, creep, money, scam, technologyTwo chairs on a film set labeled with "Producer" and "Director" next to rows of chairs labeled "Hanger-on"
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entertainment, film, films, movie, movies, producer, producers, director, directors, film crew, film crews, actor, actors, actress, actresses, chair, chairs, film set, film sets, movie set, movie sets, set, sets, filming, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, media, hierarchy, ranking, hanger-on, hangers-on, follower, followers, minion, minions, subordinate, subordinates"Anyone following me on Twitter already knows what I did this past summer."
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education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, student, students, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, presentation, presentation, speech, speeches, my summer vacation, summer vacation, summer break, summer holidays, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, social media sites, follower, followers, following, newsfeed, newsfeeds, news feed, news feeds, post, posts, millennial, millennials, youth, kid, kids, child, children, modern kids, modern children, modern life, technology, computer, computers, internet, online"You're not a goat person?"
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goat, goats, goatee, goatees, beard, beards, hermit, hermits, guru, gurus, meditation, meditating, goats on cliffs, cliffs, moutain goat, mountain goats, climbing goat, climbing goats, follower, followers, pilgrimage, pilgrimages"I'm between congregations."
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conman, conmen, con man, con men, con-man, con-men, con, cons, scam, scams, scam artist, scam artists, preacher, preachers, minister, ministers, vicar, vicars, priest, priests, evangelical, evangelicals, congregation, congregations, follower, followers, spiritual leader, spiritual leaders, religious leader, religious leaders, prisoner, prisoners, prison, prisons, jail, jails, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals"If you retweet it and you have '0' followers, was it retweeted?"
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tweet, tweeting, social media, social network, social networks, follower, followers, internet following, if a tree fall in the woods, perception, perceptions, unpopular, unpopularity, modern life, modern times modern attitudes, modern technology, modern technologies, saying, sayings, philosophy, philosophical question, philosophical questions, philosopher, philosophers, thought experiment, thought experiments, metaphysics, philosophy major"And if I'm elected I promise to go with the flow."
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go with the flow, go with the tide, play along, word play, play on words, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, cliche, cliches, politics, political, political campaign, political campaigns, support, supporters, supporter, political nominee, politicians, politician, political candidate, political candidates, speech, speeches, plans, promotional speech, following, follower, followers, majority rules, no planning, no plan, no plans"I'm sorry, Paige, but grades are based on the quality of the writing, not on your Klout score."
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followers, social media, following, popularity, internet, web, world wide web, websites, website, score, scores, grade, grades, percentage, percentages, teacher, teachers, teaching, school, schools, writer, writers, writing, essay, essays, report, reports, assignment, assignments, homework, classwork, online, internet personality, internet persona, social media addiction, friends, online friends, online social influence"LinkedIn has finally paid off - it got me two new followers on Twitter."
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social media, hierarchy, hierarchies, account, accounts, pay off, pays off, paying off, priority, priorities, prioritize, prioritizing, prioritise, prioritising, follower, followers, following, media page, media pages, self promote, self promotes, self promoting, self promotion, attention, attention seeker, attention seekers, attention seekingComing to a consensus.
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human, humans, disagreeing, disagreement, disagreements, agreeing, agreement, agreements, power, control, sheeple, follower, followers, groupthink, harmony, conformity, psychology, consensus, coming to a consensus, boss, bosses, leader, leaders, leadership, authority, influence, influencer, influencers, management, manager, managers"I just started following you."
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christian, christians, christianity, faith, faiths, convert, converts, conversion, conversions, disciple, disciples, crucifixion, follower, followers, spiritual leader, religious leader, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, bible story, new testament, gospel, gospels"I just started following you."
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christian, christians, christianity, faith, faiths, convert, converts, conversion, conversions, disciple, disciples, crucifixion, follower, followers, spiritual leader, religious leader, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, bible story, new testament, gospel, gospels"Well how many do you suppose are bots?"
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internet bot, internet bots, social media, social medias, social media followers, social media follower, influencer, influencers, social influencer, social influencers, online follower, online influencer, follower, followers, internet following, internet followers, subscriber, subscribers, internet likes, fake media, fake media accounts, fake social media, bot, bots, pied piper of hamelin, pied piper, folkstory, folklore, folk story, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales"Rock and Roll Heaven"
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religion, religious, heaven, death, after death, gates to heaven, heaven's gate, st. peter, st. peter's gate, pearly gates, angel, angels, music, musician, musicians, rock and roll, rock'n'roll, rock, band, bands, rock band, rock bands, groupie, groupies, fan, fans, follower, followers, with the band"Hey, you're preaching to the choir."
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hell, hellish, purgatory, hades, underworld, devil, devils, devilish, satan, satanic, inferno, lake of fire, soul, souls, damned, damnation, eternal damnation, afterlife, pits of hell, inferno, demon, demons, condemnation, condemned, condemn, religion, christianity, satanism, preaching to the converted, wasting time, time wasting, believers, followers, worshipers, choir, chorus, groupthink"Right now I'm his apostle, but my dream is to someday be my own Messiah."
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religion, religious, bible, biblical, new testament, jesus, jesus christ, son of god, messiah, apostle, apostles, disciple, disciples, follower, followers, leader, leaders, apprentice, apprentices, apprenticing, dream, dreams, dreaming, future, goal, goals, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, aim, aims, aiming, career, careers, career path, career paths, job, jobs, work, employee, employee, worker, workers, boss, bosses, be my own boss, be your own boss, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurial, learning from the master, learning from the best, training, in-training, intern, interns, internship, internships, business, modern life"Lead, follow or get out of the way."
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hero, heroes, superhero, superheroes, flying, angel, angels, lead, leader, leaders, leadership, leading, follow, follower, followers, following, business, businessman, businessmen, quote, quotes, phrase, phrases, super-hero, super-heroes, super power, super powers, superpower, superpowers"Lead, follow or... Hey, come back!"
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runaway, runaways, running away, run away, leader, leaders, lead, leading, follow, follower, followers, following, leave, leaving, executive, executives, office, offices, business, businesses, businessmen, businessman, get out of the way, move"Sorry, Higgins, but you are a luxury I can no longer afford."
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people pleaser, people pleasers, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, executive, executives, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, yes, yes man, budget, budgets, budgeting, doormat, doormats, follower, followers"If called upon. I can either lead or follow but my strong suit is getting out of the way."