"Not until you've arranged your pillows."
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"This is my friend Ted, and this is Ted's lower-priced knockoff."
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"That's a good look for you, J.B."
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"Granddad was the very first person ever to say 'Oh, wow!' "
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"I'd like the novel they paid 3.2 million dollars for, whatever the hell it is."
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"Some women to see you, Anne."
"The two things that really drew me to vinyl were the expense and the inconvenience."
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"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."
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"You look ridiculous."
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"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."
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My new underwear!
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"Finally! Cheap is the new black!"
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"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."
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Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People
Gentlemen Without Caps Will Not be Served
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"Remember back when the worst thing you could catch around here was athlete's foot."
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"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."
"To be a flamingo, or better still a toucan, in the sixties- that was really something."
Welcome to Yardsale
"The unibrow look, Collins- get used to it!"
"Have it your way- I'm happier than you are."
One Stop Massage and Portrait
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"We took everything that was nice and got rid of it."
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"Has anyone noticed your healthier, lively-looking hair?"
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